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Brexit Vasectomy And Euthanasia
Doctor: Hi, can I help you with something? Me: Yes, I’m unsure about having a vasectomy, tell me more. Doctor: Just get on with it! Me: I beg your pardon. Doctor: Vasectomy means vasectomy Me: what? Doctor: Trust me, I’m a doctor. Next! #Brexit #Vasectomy Doctor: Hi, you again. Can I help? Me: Yeah, I’m…
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In like
In Out the dirty bin, like Flynn, trippin’ Sin of Johnsin, Jonesin for deregs Suckin’ the last dregs of capital From a burst bubble In, in with them, in it together With Europe to weather the weather You choose Trump or Tusk? In with your kin Folks in mass who be from working kingdom class…
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Domesticated Ostrich Syndicate Emu Race (DOSER)
Yesterday, I woke up to this fragment of a dream, and went with it. A dream you can join, order an egg and incubate. Future prophesy #23: Domesticated Ostrich Syndicate Emu Race (DOSER 2020) The Ostrich will become further domesticated, and perhaps genetically altered or drugged to behave…at least as well as a teenager…in the…
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FACT CHECK, 1-2
Introduction: I woke up this morning and rhymed my mind wheels. Enjoy, love, fly. Fact check and false check chicken neck Fat Cheque, fake chap, make chat, Ignorant ain’t cha’ I look pale but I got this tribal trail for yer’ A big whale, like a shark fish swimming tour Eternally 23, names wordsley Off…
DEEP SCRATCH 