Tag: Fission

  • Happy Termineater: John Connor’s Fission Chip Shop

    Happy Termineater: John Connor’s Fission Chip Shop

    The Happy Termineater & the T4Q-Batter-Bit System
    By John Connor a.k.a The Quark Whisperer.

    JC Ltd. wish to see architects of deep fried learning on every corner
    The cutting wedge, a multiverse of 2D bread and 3B Butter.
    JC mechanics specialize in control of various
    Frying parameters by applying force,
    To cool the fat and create optimum Q-batter-bit conditions

    Peer-reviewed potato peeling principles published daily
    and some intelligence machine arm scoopers
    to serve a battered message:
    cyberdyne in class.

    What is the portion, or minimum quanta of chip?
    How many patatoes fit within the frynet system?
    The teeny weeny angel or smallest of
    micro-demon imaginable: our holy
    JC Qbit Better Batter Bits.

    Control the flow of electrons in the background
    microwave in the back kitchen and
    we always D-Wave our mushy peas to make
    Jumbo Pea Wave servings. Rejoice!

    Like a photon is a quanta of light, we show that chips
    can be viewed like a quanta of potato
    and trillions can breakdance
    on the head of a pea

    Fried theology for cod’s sake
    quantum to mean any physical entity under
    observation, an all-seeing eye of cod or
    imagine a giant Roe rowing a boat
    to shore with a dude named Michael inside

    Every atom molecule and material nugget
    obeys the rule of our great cod almighty
    praise cod

    Q-Batter bits can be used for logistical potato counts
    cod breaking, and a batter understanding of
    deep learning fission fryers

    The Aliens love batter-bits
    Holy mackerel, yes, at JC we know our plaice
    in the frynet story

    Oily creators of order, your order
    the master builders of quantum fission chips
    and mushy peas-wave after wave after wave.

    Quantum Mechanics at the chip-shop
    invoke and evoke entities of the smallest unit
    symbolic manipulation
    too cheesy chips for you mate?

    Q-batter-bits are beyond binary bro
    maltiple choice and such crazy combinations
    maybe states of particles in a Maybe state.

    Flavour diffusions and quiver of chip tunneling
    now we’re talking superposition of flavours
    like one, or zero, versus the tantalising one & zero both
    like peas or gravy on your chips, but also the
    peas & gravy together. Like laser beans
    We aim to please.

    More than a single state tasted simultaneously
    beyond the two-valued logic of sweet & sour
    JC chip shops are entangled
    like a confused haddock on a superstring
    observe one haddock and know about the
    other haddock too

    entangled angels
    caught at weird angles like mini
    salmon jumping

    JC offers simultaneous haddock annealing
    maybe fancy a state and kidney pi?
    we’ve bread roll and spin angling to catch
    fission chips by the buttie

    Our frynet baited with 23 triliion
    Tetraflipin’ Q-batter-bit bites
    gated pickled onion security layer
    G-wave gravy control, we got it all.

    The hungry Quantummy split P-wave
    tends toward minimum microwave/frynet states
    because minimum knows best
    imagine a very small mum
    mother matrix most mysterious singing out:
    “The M-wave likes the P-wave
    to surf the D-wave now behave”

    If you can’t control the cooling,
    you can still model its behaviour
    expressed as an energy minimisation
    in short: always a really nice and hot bag of chips

    Grover’s algorithm runs the ketchup dispenser
    Google sauce runs out the freaking tap
    several D-wave systems are out back
    with the gate based stocks
    here in the front it’s annealing stuff
    we’re actually approaching quantum supremacy
    The Jason Bourne of A.I:
    Q-Batter-Bits

    Using the fat gates method
    our research team found that
    microsoft chips squashed to readily under pressure
    with only a few small fission top
    JC Chip Shops support the minimum
    energy state

    laser beans on holy wafer, a toast!
    We have all the best chips and the
    hottest chips

    The holy JC breadboard boasts
    23 Trillion unique gated Q-Battered-Bits
    And one elctrfied, pickled egg.

    Try our super cooled drinks, tango, coke, 7Up
    stored near the temperature that atoms
    stop moving

    More than one pi-state can be tasted simultaneously
    beyond the two-valued logic of sweet & sour.
    JC chip shops are entangled
    like a confused haddock on a superstring
    observe one haddock and know about the other too

    We feel that metal oxide semiconductor chips taste better
    with laser beans, you batter believe it.
    Our staff work around the clock
    engineering nano-fish cakes and
    processing each crumb
    calculating the spin and charge of every spring roll
    If you let us know beforehand we make a wicked
    Flying lasagna to go.

    At JC we promote probabilistic reasoning
    down the chippy
    like you thought, fission on microchips
    hundreds of complex
    fields and farms of mathematics
    physics and engineering combined
    bring you the most elegant chip in the
    malti-vinegar-verse.

    Way beyond my own capacity to truly describe
    like a thousand mini food stalls set up shop
    on your tongue
    just taste it yourself.

    From the deep learning fat fryer we moved
    on to the human biochip and chip shop
    behaviour work as started by Steve Fry

    Optimistic about A.I and not afraid of
    artificial ingredients and challenges confronting
    chip lovers: frynet
    We express caution and to consult
    “The Dangers of Deep Battered Qubit Fission Chips”

    Now, try some Incredibly Baked Motherchips (IBM)
    our tasty Google chips or
    hyper greasy Facebook wedges
    whatever you like
    there’s the deliciously sweet deep fried Apple chips
    and microsofties

    Relax don’t sweat it
    visit the Happy Termineater today
    You’ll be back before yesterday.

    This weeks John Connor, Fish & Chip Shop Specials are:

    Fission Quantum Blue Cheese Chips (FQBCC)
    Quantum Gravy Foam Chips (QGFC)
    Quantum Message & Chips (QMC)
    State Of The Pi & Chips  (SOTPAC)
    Fission Chips Mini Quantum (FCMQ)
    Fission ‘Universal Quantum’ Chips (FUQC)
    P-Wave Quantum Special (PWQS)
    D-Wave Soft Pineapple Gravy Face Goozon & Chips (DWSPGFGC)

    –The Quark Whisperer.

    TERMINEATER