Happy Termineater: John Connor’s Fission Chip Shop

The Happy Termineater & the T4Q-Batter-Bit System
By John Connor a.k.a The Quark Whisperer.

JC Ltd. wish to see architects of deep fried learning on every corner
The cutting wedge, a multiverse of 2D bread and 3B Butter.
JC mechanics specialize in control of various
Frying parameters by applying force,
To cool the fat and create optimum Q-batter-bit conditions

Peer-reviewed potato peeling principles published daily
and some intelligence machine arm scoopers
to serve a battered message:
cyberdyne in class.

What is the portion, or minimum quanta of chip?
How many patatoes fit within the frynet system?
The teeny weeny angel or smallest of
micro-demon imaginable: our holy
JC Qbit Better Batter Bits.

Control the flow of electrons in the background
microwave in the back kitchen and
we always D-Wave our mushy peas to make
Jumbo Pea Wave servings. Rejoice!

Like a photon is a quanta of light, we show that chips
can be viewed like a quanta of potato
and trillions can breakdance
on the head of a pea

Fried theology for cod’s sake
quantum to mean any physical entity under
observation, an all-seeing eye of cod or
imagine a giant Roe rowing a boat
to shore with a dude named Michael inside

Every atom molecule and material nugget
obeys the rule of our great cod almighty
praise cod

Q-Batter bits can be used for logistical potato counts
cod breaking, and a batter understanding of
deep learning fission fryers

The Aliens love batter-bits
Holy mackerel, yes, at JC we know our plaice
in the frynet story

Oily creators of order, your order
the master builders of quantum fission chips
and mushy peas-wave after wave after wave.

Quantum Mechanics at the chip-shop
invoke and evoke entities of the smallest unit
symbolic manipulation
too cheesy chips for you mate?

Q-batter-bits are beyond binary bro
maltiple choice and such crazy combinations
maybe states of particles in a Maybe state.

Flavour diffusions and quiver of chip tunneling
now we’re talking superposition of flavours
like one, or zero, versus the tantalising one & zero both
like peas or gravy on your chips, but also the
peas & gravy together. Like laser beans
We aim to please.

More than a single state tasted simultaneously
beyond the two-valued logic of sweet & sour
JC chip shops are entangled
like a confused haddock on a superstring
observe one haddock and know about the
other haddock too

entangled angels
caught at weird angles like mini
salmon jumping

JC offers simultaneous haddock annealing
maybe fancy a state and kidney pi?
we’ve bread roll and spin angling to catch
fission chips by the buttie

Our frynet baited with 23 triliion
Tetraflipin’ Q-batter-bit bites
gated pickled onion security layer
G-wave gravy control, we got it all.

The hungry Quantummy split P-wave
tends toward minimum microwave/frynet states
because minimum knows best
imagine a very small mum
mother matrix most mysterious singing out:
“The M-wave likes the P-wave
to surf the D-wave now behave”

If you can’t control the cooling,
you can still model its behaviour
expressed as an energy minimisation
in short: always a really nice and hot bag of chips

Grover’s algorithm runs the ketchup dispenser
Google sauce runs out the freaking tap
several D-wave systems are out back
with the gate based stocks
here in the front it’s annealing stuff
we’re actually approaching quantum supremacy
The Jason Bourne of A.I:

Using the fat gates method
our research team found that
microsoft chips squashed to readily under pressure
with only a few small fission top
JC Chip Shops support the minimum
energy state

laser beans on holy wafer, a toast!
We have all the best chips and the
hottest chips

The holy JC breadboard boasts
23 Trillion unique gated Q-Battered-Bits
And one elctrfied, pickled egg.

Try our super cooled drinks, tango, coke, 7Up
stored near the temperature that atoms
stop moving

More than one pi-state can be tasted simultaneously
beyond the two-valued logic of sweet & sour.
JC chip shops are entangled
like a confused haddock on a superstring
observe one haddock and know about the other too

We feel that metal oxide semiconductor chips taste better
with laser beans, you batter believe it.
Our staff work around the clock
engineering nano-fish cakes and
processing each crumb
calculating the spin and charge of every spring roll
If you let us know beforehand we make a wicked
Flying lasagna to go.

At JC we promote probabilistic reasoning
down the chippy
like you thought, fission on microchips
hundreds of complex
fields and farms of mathematics
physics and engineering combined
bring you the most elegant chip in the

Way beyond my own capacity to truly describe
like a thousand mini food stalls set up shop
on your tongue
just taste it yourself.

From the deep learning fat fryer we moved
on to the human biochip and chip shop
behaviour work as started by Steve Fry

Optimistic about A.I and not afraid of
artificial ingredients and challenges confronting
chip lovers: frynet
We express caution and to consult
“The Dangers of Deep Battered Qubit Fission Chips”

Now, try some Incredibly Baked Motherchips (IBM)
our tasty Google chips or
hyper greasy Facebook wedges
whatever you like
there’s the deliciously sweet deep fried Apple chips
and microsofties

Relax don’t sweat it
visit the Happy Termineater today
You’ll be back before yesterday.

This weeks John Connor, Fish & Chip Shop Specials are:

Fission Quantum Blue Cheese Chips (FQBCC)
Quantum Gravy Foam Chips (QGFC)
Quantum Message & Chips (QMC)
State Of The Pi & Chips  (SOTPAC)
Fission Chips Mini Quantum (FCMQ)
Fission ‘Universal Quantum’ Chips (FUQC)
P-Wave Quantum Special (PWQS)
D-Wave Soft Pineapple Gravy Face Goozon & Chips (DWSPGFGC)

–The Quark Whisperer.


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