Tag: Politicians

  • Shamebridge Analytica (A Bootstrap Conspiracy)

    …name, address, DOB, occupation, media habits
    predict what, and how accurately?
    how to measure coercion
    how to measure manipulation
    how to measure prediction?
    Claude Shannon’s Information theory, or
    Von Neumann and Morgenstern’s Theory
    Of Games, perhaps?

    How to measure the degree to which an ad’
    can influence human behaviour
    voting habits, foreign policy, thoughts about sex?
    how to measure critical thinking
    the measure of humanity, of altruism
    how do we measure benevolence and
    what of truth and beauty
    what about culpability?
    what is the measure of a man?

    A hierarchy of values could help us begin
    to distinguish one from the other
    but how, how how to measure unity?
    what about limits
    if everything is connected
    is nothing connected too?

    How to measure bad faith,
    how to describe the conspiracy of big data robbers
    spies and politicians?
    just business as usual living in the free market world
    of competitive capitalism
    how can I describe such complexity,
    such an absurdly impossible action?

    Let me tie up your boot lace mate…
    take you through each hoop
    ride the snake-lace and prepare for the
    bootstrapping of Cambridge Analytica

    Through the first hoop, SCL USA Limited
    incorporated in London, Canary Wharf, 2015
    2016 changed its name to Cambridge Analytica
    a time bomb about to explode
    Alexander Nix and his roller-deck of spies begin

    Through the next hoop of Robert Mercer
    hedge fund conservative, part owner of CA
    And on through the Ted Cruz campaign hoop
    the Steve Bannon hoop
    the Donald Trump campaign hoop and

    the LEAVE.EU campaign hoop
    C.A snakes its way up the boot
    the stench of rotten feet managed by
    the socks of corporate owned media
    (Thank Goodness for the independent
    journalism of Carole Cadwalladr at the Guardian)

    And straight through the Mark Zuckenburg hoop
    and the facebook hoop
    picking up 50 Million
    profiles and farming the data for the worst
    possible use: political gain
    weaponised behavioural dynamics
    and through another hoop, Canadian data-robbers
    AggregateIQ

    Humans treated like cattle-data-fodder
    Oxford Eton Cambridge Analytica, burp!
    and a divisive strategy to divide and conquer
    Brexit Trump Trump Brexit, some say the two
    most destructive tragedies of the 21st century

    enabled by conservatives such as
    Aleksandr Kogan, Roger Gabb, Richard Mercer,
    Sir Geoffrey Pattie, Steve Bannon, Lord Marland, Julian Wheatland
    Donald Trump, Vincent Tchenguiz, Nigel Farage
    Chris Wylie, Mark Zuckenburg?
    who the stooges and who the architects?
    culpability?

    the CIA MI5 KGB Mossad alliance, oh my.
    The boot is fully strapped up, the foot inside
    is dead

    The laces are no longer laces but tentacles
    the shoe is the body of an octopus.
    Threaded tentacles act like laces.

    In Cambridge Analytica we have a
    new Octopus for all to see.
    A slimy conspiracy with many tentacles
    reaching to the usual con. suspects
    spies, politicians, intelligence agencies
    big-data companies.

    Let us tie up the tentacles and starve the
    octopus of oxygen, contain it before it crawls up our legs
    and, like a deleted scene from Alien,
    gets up inside us via any available orifice
    Cambridge Analytica seems to love arseholes.

    I apologise to all Octopuses worldwide for defamation of character
    in my analogy to the devilish global conspiracy
    that is Cambridge Analytica and their clients.

    Shamebridge Analytica

    May you choke on your own entropy
    strangle yourself with competitive hoarding
    and go mad with greed and monopoly.

    Some Links of Interest:

    https://www.theguardian.com/profile/carolecadwalladr

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theory_of_Games_and_Economic_Behavior

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cambridge_Analytica

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Information_theory