
Category: fly agaric 23
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How do you measure betrayal? A betrayometer?
What degree of bad faith, how much disloyalty and how to measure treachery?
Can you make a hierarchy of Betrayal values? Here’s my first attempt, and please keep in mind that one man’s treason is another man’s genius, depending on the conceit of nations and the conceit of scholars (media conceit). When the tabloid newspapers declare X to be a traitor, and betrayer, compared to what I ask?
Betrayometer Level 0: Everybody who changes their mind based upon new information.
Betrayometer Level 1: Jeremy Corbyn. Betrayed some labour voters, the jury remains out to what degree.
Betrayometer Level 2: Hugh Grant, betrayed his wife by soliciting a prostitute.
Betrayometer Level 3: John Bercow, betrayed parliament (according to some people) but hard to put your finger on specific evidence of this.Betrayometer Level 4: Edward Snowdon, betrayed his employer, the CIA, arguably in the interests of the American people and citizens of the world?
Betrayometer Level 5: Ian Austin, Labour M.P for Dudley, who betrayed his Labour party by voting for Boris Johnson’s Brexit deal.
Betrayometer Level 6: Ruja Ignatova, Bulgarian scammer, betrayed customers of OneCoin with a Ponzi scheme to the tune of 4 Billion.
Betrayometer Level 7: Kim Philby, betrayed the British, and allied spies for the Russians, as part of the Cambridge Spy Ring.
Betrayometer Level 8: James Jesus Angleton. Betrayed everybody and everything he got near to. The magister Ludi of betrayal, lies, and spreading double-cross paranoia.
Betrayometer Level 9: Boris Johnson, betrayed his wife by having a mistress or two, betrayed his brother and father, betrayed his own party, betrayed the people of the UK, betrayed the DUP and Ireland, betrayed the Queen, betrayed Europe Union. (Level 9.5: Trump, Betrayed Kurds, Europe, China, Russia, India, Asia, Africa…all humanity)
Betrayometer Level 10: Vidkun Quisling, double-crossed Norway, the country and its people, in support of the Nazi party during WW2. The name Quisling is now recognized as a synonym for betrayal.#Brexit
#Betrayal
#HierarchyOfValues
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Domesticated Ostrich Syndicate Emu Race (DOSER)
Yesterday, I woke up to this fragment of a dream, and went with it. A dream you can join, order an egg and incubate.
Future prophesy #23: Domesticated Ostrich Syndicate Emu Race (DOSER 2020)
The Ostrich will become further domesticated, and perhaps genetically altered or drugged to behave…at least as well as a teenager…in the urban environment. No city and rural transport system proposal is greener than this one! Ostrich transport (with saddle and other accessories, Ostrich carriage tbc…) neep-neep.
Also the 2020 Green and lean domesticated Ostrich can provide what used to be measured as horsepower. Replace those pesky street robots currently doing the rounds. I am going further than Vermin Supreme with his “one pony per person” promise. An Ostrich can outrun a police horse, and if trained properly jump high and far. “One Ostrich per person” is campaign promise any political hack can dig on.
**Let’s get this bird on the road…neep neep**
Furthermore, Ostriches provide manure which can used for fertilizing the crops, if you know what I mean, plus, Ostrich eggs can be consumed and/or sold…both with high value (real nutrition value and monetary value…a rare mix). They can also provide good company, if trained right, and give that loving feeling to those who enjoy animal comforts and companions. Oh the chicks are soooooo cute.
Ostriches boast a rich and vast global history, when fully grokked in the context of my new bird plan, can tun your hair peacock. From ancient Egypt, Sumeria, Greece and into modern times, the Ostrich has been poking his or her regal head. into the shot: photo-bombing history. Ostrich feathers were once worth more than their equal weight in diamonds. Fact.
I argue, if they can send Ostrich eggs through the post to make an Ostrich farm for fucking Ostrich meat! and leather….for crying out loud, I say JUSTICE in this instance, is a movement to incubate, nurture, train and grow Ostriches, from chicks to domesticated urban Ostriches.
“Ostrich McBikes not McNuggets, you monsters!”
To be raised, perhaps on CBD oil, to become fully functioning Urbirds (Urban Birds) streetwise, more beeeeeyuuutiful than any Tesla! or metal death machine, tram or train. A living thing god damn it.
Ostrich culture will emerge in the 2020s, some will be bred for a varied palette of rainbow plumes, and some cosmetic boosts. How would a little bootox here and there enhance an Ostrich face? You might get to hang with the president of the USA.
Please consider joining *OLF* and/or *OLGA*
Ostrich Liberation Front
&
Ostrich Liberation Gang Associates“Get dem’ eggs, build an independent army of Ostriches, dash the system. neep-neep”
I recognize that currently, Ostriches may not like to be ridden like a horse, and it can damage their wings. I propose a humane and caring program to domesticate the Ostrich, and entertain other ideas for integrating them into our human civilization.
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FACT CHECK, 1-2
Introduction: I woke up this morning and rhymed my mind wheels. Enjoy, love, fly.
Fact check and false check chicken neck
Fat Cheque, fake chap, make chat,
Ignorant ain’t cha’I look pale but I got this tribal trail for yer’
A big whale, like a shark fish swimming tour
Eternally 23, names wordsley
Off the top get a mop cuz’ brexshit moves sleazey
You tease me, with the promise of rhyme
Debase me, with crime-minister primeI’m coming for Boris with Jez and Chuck Norris
We gonna’ plant a forest, we gonna’ chant a chorus
For poets who come before us, and claw us a torus
In spore us inspire us can’t tire us with tyrants
My family migrants with floral fragrance not vagrants
This ones for the vegans pagans and Finnegans
Rap shenanigans in my shattergums sugar-plumb fairy songs
Sculptured bongs in cultured dishes, make three curses
And bake four wishesGet some tissues, for this fission-fusion
Boris and Mogg And Farage mirage illusion
Contusion contortion, lies and distortion
More than their portion of sleepy Eaton potion
Dribbled out to the nation
Logic on ration
The P.M loves fashion
And the fashion is fascism and isms and schism
First-class division for second class visionFact check and false check chicken neck
Fat Cheque, fake chap, make chat,
Ignorant ain’t cha’Fuck Boris, don’t let the lies permeate
Hold the motherfucker to each word turd mate
Tabloid media failing yer big tech selling yer’
Big dicks swinging yer getting fucked I’m tellin’ yer
Wake up smell it year
The writings pun the wall and it’s led by donkeys
The two blonde beasts were both bred by honkies
War carded, retorytarded
fart in the face of democracy, Trump
A bull in the office of orifice, BorisSo I leave that behind and get my ass outside
Take a trip to the park and go “weeeee” down the slide
I skip some dog shit and write a new hit
I got more on my shoe than I know what to doo-doo with
so I pick it and flip it and scrape some more off
While thinking of Putin and Mikhail…Gorbachev
Having a loff’ getting shit of my shoes
The arbitrary rhyme scheme to mean tepid bluesIt looked like choco ice cream but
Tasted like marmite mixed with
Vaseline, a brexshit dreamFact check and false check chicken neck
Fat Cheque, fake chap, make chat,
Ignorant ain’t cha’Well listen, they’re not all this, and all that
I’m not all steve and I’m not all Pratt
Don’t carry a gat or a bat or gun
Just a couple of pens, some vinyl and drum
Ruppa-Pum-Pummel your feet with stones
Eat hot dog buns with spiced microphonesFight waves and resistance with minimal drag
like a sea hag witch shaman poet slag
lightning bolt one-leg from Winnipoop-peg
Smoked your last roach and drank the last dregGoodbye summer wine hello winter rant
When I write off the dome its me, ste, itinerant
Squinity butterfly sprinty, with an Irish tint
Favourite colours green, and flavour mintI put your tongue in a splint
And sent your eyeballs to Clent
Nose to the grind
And ears important
Head in the clouds and feet on the slab
Gimme some acid to unleash my splift’ of the gobThese rhymes on a cob
This life of a slob, firing back at the mob
Who lost you your job
With lies from their club
I shoot with this dub
I scoot to the nub
Just dance to the sub
Sit up, don’t be a slouch like Mogg
Be like Jez
Make plans to heal this mezz’
Confess and test the best of yourself
Get abreast of yourself
Find the rest of yourself
Find the othersOh, oh, oh….find, the others
Agree to tolerate their manias
If they can tolerate yours
Be like flipper not Jaws
Take a walk take a pause
Reflect and direct the love in all ways
The hated are fated to be elated with antiquated hateFact check and false check chicken neck
Fat Cheque, fake chap, make chat,
Ignorant ain’t cha’A poet avoids rhyme like the plague
Forcing clarity of sanity distinguished from vague
These rhymes are childish
Puns served hot and mildish
English tingle ish’ single this, finger lift, to right wing toffsI wish I wish in just one stanza
You’d explain the brexit extravaganza
Hex it, stop it, smell it, chuck it, heal it, steal it,
Few walk the talk, few truly feel it
If you want to fight Trump you have to stop Brexit
That’s it, in a nutshell, a gut smell, say what now?
What punk-rock rap includes lyrics from Bercow?
Get justified ancient and Moo Moo
Come together and tackle the doo-dooFact check and false check chicken neck
Fat Cheque, fake chap, make chat,
Ignorant ain’t cha’Fact check, 1-2.
–Steve Fly 9th, October, 2019. Amsterdblam.
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Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson And Donald John Trump Are Falling
Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson And Donald John Trump Are Falling
Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson And Donald John Trump Are FailingThe leaders of the free world
Who occupy the highest orifices
In the United States of America
And the United Kingdom
Will fall due to the weightOf truth pushing down on them
As they punch down upon the
Vulnerable with their Uranium tipped
Shells and bullshit tipped austerity
In league with criminals andMurderers Johnson and Trump
51st state tag team gropers
Lies skating doubles champions
Top footbullshit goal scorers
Track and field and destroy starsWearing lies and deceit on their sleeve
Racism on their foreheads
English American German Russian
What is nationality to a global terrorist?
Both top of their first division division divisionI salute those who stand up and speak truth
To madman Boris de Pfeffel and Dog Trump
A twenty-four seven three sixty-five fifty-one state
Meditation to not become like them
Do not lose your centre fighting a hot fudge SundayWatch them trip and fall into the swamp they made
Fall off the walls they made (Humpty de Pfeffel Trumpty)
Celebrate journalism now! by
Fact checking your news and watching F For Fake
Peace comes of communication
May warmongers choke on their own entropyBoris and Donald are falling
Boris and Donald are failing
Boris and Donald are falling
Boris and Donald are failingAlexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson And Donald John Trump Are Falling
Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson And Donald John Trump Are FailingRepeat Infinitum…
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“Borrisalooner” – James Joyce, Finnegans Wake, Chapter 23. (Page 337)
The future prophesy reported to surround the highly weird book, Finnegans Wake (1939) can be evidenced here: Chapter 23, page 337. Sounds a lot like Boris Johnson to me, and my sentiment asking for buds, and order. John Bercow anyone. I am incorrigible too. Boris the LOONER, and Boris Johnson the loner. Spot on jim.
We want Bud. We want Bud Budderly. We want Bud Budderly
boddily. There he is in his Borrisalooner. The man that shunned
the rucks on Gereland. The man thut won the bettlle of the
bawll. Order, order, order, order!p.s Joyce wore a Borsalino hat.
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For Paul Krassner Zen Bastard 1932-2019
On hearing the sad news I have rushed this post. More memories will follow. I hope this goes some way to paying my respects. Much love, and my condolences to his closest family and friends.

Paul Krassner and Robert Anton Wilson. Palm Springs, December 2000. Paul Krassner (11th April 1932–July 21st, 2019) passed the final acid test yesterday. After 87 years inside of his flesh puppet, the Zen Bastard has flown free into the infinite flux of non-beingness. Paul was one of my favourite American authors, activists and human beings, partly due to him publishing my first short story in 2003. I hung out with Paul and his wife Nancy, and Robert Anton Wilson in Palm Springs in 2000, and met him in San Francisco at the launch of “Murder At The Conspiracy Convention” and caught him in NYC at the Knitting Factory.
Paul was a great American, to mean somebody who consistently challenged authority, and themselves in equal measure, and held a high spirited optimistic outlook on life, love, art, war, and peace. In the Realist, 1959, Paul published Robert Anton Wilson’s first piece: Joyce and Taoism.
In December 2000 the DJ flew to Palm Springs to attend the Prophets Conference, and act as Robert Anton Wilson’s volunteer caretaker. Paul and Nancy showed up to see old Bob, who was in a wheelchair at that time. I was invited to join them and treated to an hour or so of a fly on the wall hallucination, it was pure comedy combined with some concerns about G.W Bush and the Butterly ballot. I bought a round of drinks and Bob had a Manhatten, which later, I regret may have led to a few more “fucks” in his presentation than usual. Paul and Nancy sat right at the front for his “Universe Contain’s A Maybe” performance, and I felt that Bob was really performing for Paul, who was roaring with laughter at Bob’s chorus of “Cocksucker” and “Motherfucker,” when describing fundamentalist faith-based organizations and individuals. You can watch the whole thing here:
An example of Paul’s kindness and attention to detail is reflected by his effort to find me the following day to give me an article he had read in the New York Times about the emergence of multi-linguistic hip hop, something I had rambled on about the previous day. Paul also handed me “The Final Issue” of the Realist“. Wow, I was cheesing hard, and full of gratitude for the guy.
Shortly after moving to San Francisco the writer got an email from Paul saying that he was collecting stories, or tales of altered states, for his book: Magic Mushrooms And Other Highs: From Toad Slime To Ecstacy. Later that year the writer recieved the delightful news that my story “As If True” would be published in 2003! What a beautiful cat. Man. He reminds me, great movements in art and literature are often self-fueled and stem from a voluntary will to push forward, regardless, not always driven by profit. Here’s paragraph from Paul introduction to Magic Mushrooms. Bless up.“Meanwhile, psilocybin has made its way into mythology. Dr. Ian Edwards, head of education at the Royal Botanic Gardens in Edinburgh, claims not only that the bright color of magic mushrooms may have inspired the traditional red coat worn by Santa Claus, but they may also help Santa Claus to fly. He told the Daily Telegraph about a story originating in Lapland, where the people used to feed the hallucinogenic fungi to their herd of reindeer. They used to feed red and white fly-agaric mushrooms to their raindeer, then drink the animals¹ urine. Drinking the urine would give them a high similar to taking LSD. One of the results was that they thought they and their reindeer were flying through space, looking down on the world. speaking of which, you might want to lick the bottom right-hand corner of page 23. Go ahead, it¹s all right. No one will ever know. And you won¹t be indirectly providing any drug money for weapons to the terrorists, either. ”
When interviewing Bob at his home, I asked him about the Zen Bastard dedication to Paul at the beginning of the book: TSOG The Thing That Ate The Constitution. Bob replied.
RAW:… Paul Krassner – he dedicated the book to me, he sent me an e-mail along with the dedication long before the book was published and asked me if I found it satisfactory and wanted to change anything to make sure I’d be pleased by it. I was so delighted I dedicated my next book to him which is due out any day now, it’s called TSOG: The thing that ate the constitution and its dedicated to Paul Krassner – Zen Bastard. I originally wrote “Paul Krassner – “Zen bastard and all-around good guy” or something like that, and sent it to Paul, and Paul said “Zen Bastard is just what I want,” so some people might think I’m insulting him but that’s what he wants that’s his sense of humour so I let it stand, the book says – “To Paul Krassner – Zen Bastard.”
Audio Interpretation: https://ironmanrecords.bandcamp.com/track/zen-bastard
Paul featured in the documentary Maybe Logic: The Lives And Ideas Of Robert Anton Wilson. With his full interview on Bob included in the DVD extras. I caught up with him in San Francisco, at the top of Haight street, at a bookshop I forget the name of, which hosted his book release performance and readings from “Murder At The Conspiracy Convention” the book dedicated to Bob. After the rather poorly attended show I stepped up for a book signing, and he signed it “To fly agaric 23, from Paul Krassner, whose body was found washed up on a beach”. Alas, I lost this book on my travels, somebody has it somewhere. I inspired a laugh from Paul with my signing request.
The last time I saw Paul Krassner was at the Knitting Factory in New York, where he was not promoting a book but doing a straight-up, or to the left, stand-up set, once again to a rather small crowd. I caught Paul on his way to the toilet to tell him about my world piss project, he laughed again but not so hard, probably as he really needed to go and this weird Brit was in his way. I was alone at the gig, and so I was bowled over when this dude in a hat came over and asked me how I was doing, made polite conversation as he saw that I was surely from out of town. This turned out to be the late great Steve Ben Israel, of the legendary Living Theater and hundreds of other art, poetry, activism and Krassner-like, and inspired activities. I mentioned I was a DJ and Steve told me about his son, beatboxer and lyricist Baba Ben Isreal, who I crisscrossed pathways with in Amsterdam, years later.
I kept in touch with Paul by email on and off, and he always responded in the positive. He gave me permission to republish his interview with Terence McKenna, for example, in our Maybe Logic Quarterly Magazine. Cheers Paul.I cannot comment on his health condition, but I am sure he lost the ability to type at some point which he more recently gained back. 2 years ago he sent me a very moving article, that I think reflected his own situation, or feelings. “Bringing The Invisible To Life” May 3rd, 2017.
http://nowiknow.com/bringing-the-invisible-to-life/
I wrote back:“may the ink flow plenty and pages
scroll on… to infinity
and the pen swerve
as you tease it
keep up the good work’
love and love”
Another recent article sent from Paul, dated March 29th, was about Sara Silverman, and her “Last Laugh” podcast interview. And here’s one of his last published pieces, from Variety, 2018:
“The current FBI has swung a pendulum from 50 years ago, when the FBI was an enemy of progressive activists. An agent’s poison-pen memo attempted to smear Tom Hayden with the worst possible label they could invoke with fliers: Yep, an FBI informer. Others distributed a caricature depicting Black Panther leader Huey Newton “as a homosexual,” and ran a fake “Pick the Fag” contest, referring to Dave McReynolds as “Chief White Fag of the lily-white War Resisters League” and “the usual Queer Cats — like Sweet Dave Dellinger and Fruity Rennie Davis.” I was described as “a raving, unconfined nut.” I thanked the FBI for that title of my autobiography.I recall Paul once landing on Facebook briefly, and leaving again pretty quick, he posted the same sentence over and over again if I remember correctly. A genius, who will be missed. Read him.
Love, fly.
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Peter Sutcliffe For Tory Number 10 Spot?
“Boris Johnson pushed for UK arms sales to Saudi Arabia in the midst of a bombing campaign in Yemen blamed for the deaths of dozens of civilians, newly released emails show.”–Independent, June 12th, 2019.
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Hope – A Slice Of Life
HI,
This blog has been pretty formal and usually my posting of something readymade, or linked to some media or other. Here I’ll simply describe my day so far, and two events that gave me, and with luck will give you, some hope. (or extra courage of hopelessness, however you prefer?)
Friday night I lost my phone! You know the feeling? For me, in light of the fact that my phone is an unlocked old school Nokia, the paranoia grew as time passed and I could not find it. What if….what if….I let a few people know it was lost. And I could feel my guts tighten.
Yesterday, less than 24 hours after it was lost, my partner received a phone call from a dude who had the phone, and gave me a time and an address to pick it up (Today, about 1 hour ago, in Amsterdam North). I felt my shoulders relax and my head clear. Thank &%6£ for that. Although not in my hand yet, I felt high as a kite knowing I was either getting kidnapped at gunpoint or getting my phone back. My blind faith had been restored.
This morning while on the bus to the pickup point, we stopped and as we paused I saw 2 young girls with trash tweezers, or whatever you call those things you pick up rubbish with. They were laughing and picking up cigarette butts and paper, ejecting the items into the trash can. One girl had 60’s style coloured beads in her hair, and this made me think of the hippie stereotype, and also of extinction rebellion and Greta Thunburg. The younger generation recognizing the only way to make the change is doing it yourself, and then finding the others. I felt my heart warm up a few degrees, and smiled all the way to my stop.
I walked to the apartment and rang the bell,
“Gudder mid dag, yow spreken wit steve…I break into English…I’m here to pick up the phone.”The dude answered “Yes, hi” and he buzzed in the fly.
I walked up to a flight of steps and was greeted by a smiling young man, with my phone in his hand. I greeted him with smiles back, we shook hands.
“Wow, dude, that’s amazing, thank you so much, danku-vell, man.” I said.“My aunt found it on the bus, and she brought it back here. I saw a message about returning the phone, so called back.”
“Wow, your aunt, is she here so I can thank her?”
“No, she’s at Church” he said.
And we chatted for a small while, I gave him a free album download card and told him to come visit me at work some time, and to please pass on my sincere thanks to his aunt for picking up the phone.
Man, I was skipping back to the bus, phone in hand, sun shining, and with a inner sensation best described as new hope. This was humanity. Strangers doing good deeds for others, without care for who or what they are. His Church going aunt was my hero, and so I was temporarily and still am in the chicane of religious rapture. Yes, what a good women, and what a good lad.
A new world is possible. We must fight hatred with kindness. Love all the people. Give thanks. Give away free milkshakes. Thanks.
–Steve Fly
p.s In other news, there is great cause for concern across Europe today, as the far right galvanizes support and proposes a new party which will probably have the words freedom and democracy in it. Remain vigilant.

