DEEP SCRATCH

Tag: Dominic Cummings

  • CUMMINGS DUGIN BANNON UNCERTAINTY

    BANNON CUMMINGS DUGIN

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  • Johnson Hancock Cummings Gove

    Hancock: “We need a new slogan, er, something good”

    Johnson: “Er, er, well, I thought that, er…stop…er”

    Cummings: “Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me, I like that one?

    Gove: “Oh Dominic, less of the bad language chap”

    Johnson: “Oh delightful Dom, er, or just um, do what we say in er, bod, yes bold letters, um”

    Hancock: “Gentleman, we don’t have much time, the press con’ starts in fifteen”

    Cummings: “Great, yeah, like it, jackpot”

    Johnson: “Um, hey Govey boy, after you’ve finished, er, after you’ve, er, finished, yes, finished the plate, um perhaps share your top, er, best one, quickly now…chap.

    Gove: “Thank you Boris, Thankyou. Yes, and thanks to everybody gathered here at this meeting today, I am honoured, blessed to be here at this critical moment for the Tory party, together at this moment of opportunity to increase our tight grip on the situation and a pretty good grip, er, on the people too and I’d like to thank my wife, my dealers and…”

    Hancock: Mike, you’re rambling. The best one, please”

    Johnson: “Er, come on chap, um, yes, what is the goodest one?

    Cummings: “I need more coffee”

    Johnson: “Brilliant, that’s it Dom, spaffing job, you gone done it, got it done, heh, again you rascal, meeting adjourned.”

    An intern from Government PR quickly knocked-up the new slogan and within ten minutes, printed it and stuck it to the front of the pulpit where Johnson was to address the country.

    “Nice, er, nice colours, they remind me of the colours on a bus, how wonderful, I once made an art bus…”

    Hancock: “Boris, get over here and tuck your shirt in, you ain’t Dom, try to look normal”

    Gove: “Here you are big dog, Boris, take this…helps you to stay alert”

    Cummings: “Hold it. Stay alert…um yes, yesssssss yesssssss vague, yesssssss, imprecise oh yesssss, divisive….um oh god yesssssss even better, confusion, yes yes yes”

    Dominic punches the sky, spills his latte and slaps Micky Gove on the back who in turn coughs out a chunk of cocaine (a.k.a Gove Dust) striking Jacob Rees Mogg on the chin and waking him from a 3 month slumber, underneath a wooden bench.

    Mogg: “Hmmmmm, wahhhhhh, hmmmmmm, yes, hmmmmmmm wahhhhh…um….”

    Johnson: “Just take it on the chin chap, heh”

    Cummings: “Moggy, you sound like a wah-wah pedde that’s running out of power”

    Mogg: “Ummmm where…..um wha…….mehhhhhh…..wahhhhh…..”

    Johnson: “Go back to sleep Moggy old boy, er, stay alert…yes yes…stay….alert.

    Johnson steps to the podium to address the country.

    “Er, um, well yes, er, I am absolutely yes, er, brilliant….and I really hope, I do hope, er, yes and alert like a…stay, er…

    “Like an Etonian sack of Satan’s spunk, Boris. Like a confused liar who’s had his head stuck inside an orange balloon….”

    Johnson: “Get him out of here…what the, um, er, what the devil…”

    Me (dragged by the hair and punched): “Fuck you and your whole Tory crew Boris. You don’t fool me, you pure….LYING….FANNY!”

  • STRAIGHT TRUTH ON IMPEACHMENT

    Truth Be Told Straight.

    Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, Dominic Cummings, Steve Bannon, Aaron Banks, Nigel Farage and an equally guilty group of Putin’s people, and Putin…SHOULD already be behind bars. Away from the world stage, politics, business and media. Well medicated and looked after by very patient psychotherapists (and banned from Twitter).

    Why? The list is very very long, abuses of power most generally, murder, blackmail, conspiracy, treason, and plain old lies, which have demonstrably put the public, and the majority of human beings on planet earth a few steps closer to peril, closer to war, further divided confused and bewildered. Information warfare and psychological warfare operations deployed on both foreign and domestic targets, from a business standpoint, simply selling and advertising their brand, be it Trump 2016 or Vote Leave 2016. #LeaveLies

    Why again? In a nutshell, the Cambridge Analytica scandal, a global conspiracy between bad Vlad Putin, Drumph Trump, Aaron “hides gold in the” Banks, and many others, all of whom have committed criminal atrocities, the effects of which may have irrevocably damaged the cultural bonds, public trust, and so the mental health of entire communities, cities, nations and continents around the planet. With the worst still to come if the UK does not vote #ToriesOut

    To conclude. #ImpeachTrump #JailBannon #ArrestBoris #BangUpBanks Bring criminal charges to these sociopaths, they must be stopped and replaced by local and global thinkers, leaders of cooperation and good communication, messages of high information, novelty, interest, truth, peace and yes, with love.

    Let the radical disinformation soldiers of confusion and hate all live together on a remote island somewhere without the ability to mess with, and hoodwink, and experiment upon the vulnerable public with their weaponized global data analytics, and their sordid media monopoly on the means to communicate. #DecentralizedMedia #IndependentJournalism #IndependentMedia #HomeGrown #LocalGlobal #Lobal

    To be clear, I do not wish any physical harm or ill will on these criminals, or on those who support them and their parties, their business and their ideology. No, I hope they discover each other on a remote island, or in North Korea, and they live together hating and lying and double-crossing one another.

    Don’t give them any air. #SuffocateHate #LetPoetryBreath

     

    In the Commons, Dominic Raab, the foreign secretary, said last week that he would not comment on security clearances, but denied the “insinuation” that No 10 was “in the grip of a Kremlin mole”.
    In a letter to Thornberry last week, Sir Mark Sedwill, the cabinet secretary, also did not deny the unusual arrangement. “Classified information, especially intelligence, is made available only to those with the appropriate security clearance,” he wrote. “This applies to Mr Cummings and his access is appropriate for someone in his role.”
    A Conservative Party spokesman said: “We cannot speculate on what may or may not be in a leaked parliamentary report.”
    Andrew Gwynne, a Labour parliamentary candidate, said: “Billionaires fund the Conservative Party, so this sordid cover-up shouldn’t be surprising. The Tories blocked this report and oppose tax transparency so their billionaire backers can continue to rip us off unchallenged.
    “Labour is on the side of the many, not the few, so we’ll get dirty money out of politics, introduce an oligarch levy and take on the vested interests selling out our people and public services.”

    https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/russian-tory-donors-named-in-secret-report