DEEP SCRATCH

Tag: Boris Johnson

  • Brexit Vasectomy And Euthanasia

    Doctor: Hi, can I help you with something? Me: Yes, I’m unsure about having a vasectomy, tell me more. Doctor: Just get on with it!…

  • In like

    In like

    In Out the dirty bin, like Flynn, trippin’ Sin of Johnsin, Jonesin for deregs Suckin’ the last dregs of capital From a burst bubble In,…

  • FACT CHECK, 1-2

    FACT CHECK, 1-2

    Introduction: I woke up this morning and rhymed my mind wheels. Enjoy, love, fly. Fact check and false check chicken neck Fat Cheque, fake chap,…

  • Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson And Donald John Trump Are Falling

    Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson And Donald John Trump Are Falling Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson And Donald John Trump Are Failing The leaders of…

  • “Borrisalooner” – James Joyce, Finnegans Wake, Chapter 23. (Page 337)

    The future prophesy reported to surround the highly weird book, Finnegans Wake (1939) can be evidenced here: Chapter 23, page 337. Sounds a lot like…

  • Peter Sutcliffe For Tory Number 10 Spot?

    “Boris Johnson pushed for UK arms sales to Saudi Arabia in the midst of a bombing campaign in Yemen blamed for the deaths of dozens of civilians, newly released…

  • I’ll tolerate your manias, if you tolerate mine

    “I’ll tolerate your hobbies if you tolerate mine.”–Hagbard Celine. I hope you can forgive my erros, and mistakes on contemplating Karl Popper and Johnny English.…