Brexit Vasectomy And Euthanasia

Doctor: Hi, can I help you with something?

Me: Yes, I’m unsure about having a vasectomy, tell me more.

Doctor: Just get on with it!

Me: I beg your pardon.

Doctor: Vasectomy means vasectomy

Me: what?

Doctor: Trust me, I’m a doctor. Next!



Doctor: Hi, you again. Can I help?

Me: Yeah, I’m considering euthanasia, can you explain my options, please.

Doctor: Euthanasia means euthanasia.

Me: Oh, that simple eh, well….

Doctor (interrupting me): Just get on with it

Me: my groin hurts…

Doctor: Next!



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