Doctor: Hi, can I help you with something?
Me: Yes, I’m unsure about having a vasectomy, tell me more.
Doctor: Just get on with it!
Me: I beg your pardon.
Doctor: Vasectomy means vasectomy
Doctor: Trust me, I’m a doctor. Next!
Doctor: Hi, you again. Can I help?
Me: Yeah, I’m considering euthanasia, can you explain my options, please.
Doctor: Euthanasia means euthanasia.
Me: Oh, that simple eh, well….
Doctor (interrupting me): Just get on with it
Me: my groin hurts…