Hancock: “We need a new slogan, er, something good” Johnson: “Er, er, well, I thought that, er...stop...er” Cummings: “Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me, I like that one? Gove: “Oh Dominic, less of the bad language chap” Johnson: “Oh delightful Dom, er, or just um, do what we say in er, bod, … Continue reading Johnson Hancock Cummings Gove
FIRE! FIRE! POUR ON WATER, POUR ON WATER The world is on fire! Literally and figuratively. Don't panic. The gap between the richest and poorest is growing, and seems set to keep growing, as nations continue to repeat history and vote for the toughest big-daddy they can, to protect them from foreign influences, or rather … Continue reading 2019 YEAR IN REVIEW – BLADERUNNER FIRES
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On The Jeremy Corbyn and Boris Johnson TV Debate 2019. I scored it 12-2 to J.C, here’s why and how. I admit this is a subjective review with a lot of conjecture. What have you got? The spin from the media proves very powerful after witnessing the fact of the matter and then hearing people … Continue reading Corbyn vs Johnson – An ITV Debate Scored By Steve Fly
Truth Be Told Straight. Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, Dominic Cummings, Steve Bannon, Aaron Banks, Nigel Farage and an equally guilty group of Putin’s people, and Putin...SHOULD already be behind bars. Away from the world stage, politics, business and media. Well medicated and looked after by very patient psychotherapists (and banned from Twitter). Why? The list … Continue reading STRAIGHT TRUTH ON IMPEACHMENT
What degree of bad faith, how much disloyalty and how to measure treachery? Can you make a hierarchy of Betrayal values? Here’s my first attempt, and please keep in mind that one man’s treason is another man’s genius, depending on the conceit of nations and the conceit of scholars (media conceit). When the tabloid newspapers … Continue reading How do you measure betrayal? A betrayometer?
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Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson And Donald John Trump Are Falling Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson And Donald John Trump Are Failing The leaders of the free world Who occupy the highest orifices In the United States of America And the United Kingdom Will fall due to the weight Of truth pushing down on them … Continue reading Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson And Donald John Trump Are Falling