Tag: poetry

  • Late Night Freestyle

    #PassportToBrexit

     

     

  • Reading Finnegans Wake: Bloomsday In Antwerp 2018

    maximum respect to DJ Stephen MC, lighting, camera crew, chief grip and soundancers, and special FX from old bill.

  • Some Limericks and War Business

    There was a dumb dotard called Trump
    who looked like a BBC flump
    his future seems stormy
    and wig rather tawny
    and mouth like an old camels rump.
    The was an old lady Theresa
    who lied and stole and she fleeced ya’
    she lived on young blood
    and come to no good
    I hope that the jail don’t release her.

     

    War Business?
    get a good education from your nation want to win all, and leave competition to annihilation? Business as war and war as business, into battle, into rivalry with your laws of mischief. For the win, the last man or women standing to have beat all the others, even sisters and brothers, to watch them squirm in a looser booze life, to show them who’s the boss. To have no thought for the loss. The majority are beat down. Beat down, and yet still breathing some how. So singing and dancing, working and working and dying of dichotomy. Dying a looser in a war competition. But with everything at stake, life itself business war-machine stealing food off the shelf,
    how lucky and fortunate the 1st world countries are, with lawyers and bankers and sales and PR Sell a bomb, sell a man, sell a story, fuck it, limerick bro. Fair?

     

  • Happy Termineater: John Connor’s Fission Chip Shop

    Happy Termineater: John Connor’s Fission Chip Shop

    The Happy Termineater & the T4Q-Batter-Bit System
    By John Connor a.k.a The Quark Whisperer.

    JC Ltd. wish to see architects of deep fried learning on every corner
    The cutting wedge, a multiverse of 2D bread and 3B Butter.
    JC mechanics specialize in control of various
    Frying parameters by applying force,
    To cool the fat and create optimum Q-batter-bit conditions

    Peer-reviewed potato peeling principles published daily
    and some intelligence machine arm scoopers
    to serve a battered message:
    cyberdyne in class.

    What is the portion, or minimum quanta of chip?
    How many patatoes fit within the frynet system?
    The teeny weeny angel or smallest of
    micro-demon imaginable: our holy
    JC Qbit Better Batter Bits.

    Control the flow of electrons in the background
    microwave in the back kitchen and
    we always D-Wave our mushy peas to make
    Jumbo Pea Wave servings. Rejoice!

    Like a photon is a quanta of light, we show that chips
    can be viewed like a quanta of potato
    and trillions can breakdance
    on the head of a pea

    Fried theology for cod’s sake
    quantum to mean any physical entity under
    observation, an all-seeing eye of cod or
    imagine a giant Roe rowing a boat
    to shore with a dude named Michael inside

    Every atom molecule and material nugget
    obeys the rule of our great cod almighty
    praise cod

    Q-Batter bits can be used for logistical potato counts
    cod breaking, and a batter understanding of
    deep learning fission fryers

    The Aliens love batter-bits
    Holy mackerel, yes, at JC we know our plaice
    in the frynet story

    Oily creators of order, your order
    the master builders of quantum fission chips
    and mushy peas-wave after wave after wave.

    Quantum Mechanics at the chip-shop
    invoke and evoke entities of the smallest unit
    symbolic manipulation
    too cheesy chips for you mate?

    Q-batter-bits are beyond binary bro
    maltiple choice and such crazy combinations
    maybe states of particles in a Maybe state.

    Flavour diffusions and quiver of chip tunneling
    now we’re talking superposition of flavours
    like one, or zero, versus the tantalising one & zero both
    like peas or gravy on your chips, but also the
    peas & gravy together. Like laser beans
    We aim to please.

    More than a single state tasted simultaneously
    beyond the two-valued logic of sweet & sour
    JC chip shops are entangled
    like a confused haddock on a superstring
    observe one haddock and know about the
    other haddock too

    entangled angels
    caught at weird angles like mini
    salmon jumping

    JC offers simultaneous haddock annealing
    maybe fancy a state and kidney pi?
    we’ve bread roll and spin angling to catch
    fission chips by the buttie

    Our frynet baited with 23 triliion
    Tetraflipin’ Q-batter-bit bites
    gated pickled onion security layer
    G-wave gravy control, we got it all.

    The hungry Quantummy split P-wave
    tends toward minimum microwave/frynet states
    because minimum knows best
    imagine a very small mum
    mother matrix most mysterious singing out:
    “The M-wave likes the P-wave
    to surf the D-wave now behave”

    If you can’t control the cooling,
    you can still model its behaviour
    expressed as an energy minimisation
    in short: always a really nice and hot bag of chips

    Grover’s algorithm runs the ketchup dispenser
    Google sauce runs out the freaking tap
    several D-wave systems are out back
    with the gate based stocks
    here in the front it’s annealing stuff
    we’re actually approaching quantum supremacy
    The Jason Bourne of A.I:
    Q-Batter-Bits

    Using the fat gates method
    our research team found that
    microsoft chips squashed to readily under pressure
    with only a few small fission top
    JC Chip Shops support the minimum
    energy state

    laser beans on holy wafer, a toast!
    We have all the best chips and the
    hottest chips

    The holy JC breadboard boasts
    23 Trillion unique gated Q-Battered-Bits
    And one elctrfied, pickled egg.

    Try our super cooled drinks, tango, coke, 7Up
    stored near the temperature that atoms
    stop moving

    More than one pi-state can be tasted simultaneously
    beyond the two-valued logic of sweet & sour.
    JC chip shops are entangled
    like a confused haddock on a superstring
    observe one haddock and know about the other too

    We feel that metal oxide semiconductor chips taste better
    with laser beans, you batter believe it.
    Our staff work around the clock
    engineering nano-fish cakes and
    processing each crumb
    calculating the spin and charge of every spring roll
    If you let us know beforehand we make a wicked
    Flying lasagna to go.

    At JC we promote probabilistic reasoning
    down the chippy
    like you thought, fission on microchips
    hundreds of complex
    fields and farms of mathematics
    physics and engineering combined
    bring you the most elegant chip in the
    malti-vinegar-verse.

    Way beyond my own capacity to truly describe
    like a thousand mini food stalls set up shop
    on your tongue
    just taste it yourself.

    From the deep learning fat fryer we moved
    on to the human biochip and chip shop
    behaviour work as started by Steve Fry

    Optimistic about A.I and not afraid of
    artificial ingredients and challenges confronting
    chip lovers: frynet
    We express caution and to consult
    “The Dangers of Deep Battered Qubit Fission Chips”

    Now, try some Incredibly Baked Motherchips (IBM)
    our tasty Google chips or
    hyper greasy Facebook wedges
    whatever you like
    there’s the deliciously sweet deep fried Apple chips
    and microsofties

    Relax don’t sweat it
    visit the Happy Termineater today
    You’ll be back before yesterday.

    This weeks John Connor, Fish & Chip Shop Specials are:

    Fission Quantum Blue Cheese Chips (FQBCC)
    Quantum Gravy Foam Chips (QGFC)
    Quantum Message & Chips (QMC)
    State Of The Pi & Chips  (SOTPAC)
    Fission Chips Mini Quantum (FCMQ)
    Fission ‘Universal Quantum’ Chips (FUQC)
    P-Wave Quantum Special (PWQS)
    D-Wave Soft Pineapple Gravy Face Goozon & Chips (DWSPGFGC)

    –The Quark Whisperer.

    TERMINEATER

  • Kulture Krimeminister

    A Poem For Birmingham Library by The Kulture Krimeminister

    Let’s lay the bricks out 
and cement the truth to the tarmac
    with architectural plans for the
    Minister of corporate responsibility
    response…ability
    Philip Neville Green
    With a name to come, start the tour
    Bit of a ghost train to be honest
    Nothing nice to see here
    A controlled demolition
    or how do you say, mismanagement

    The question of intention 
accident or controlled demolition
    Accidental demolition, is that a thing?
    Half full or half empty?
    Incompetence or psychopathy

    The question remains
    Do you think Carillion is a controlled demolition
    Or a terrible tragedy beyond any dudes control
    What do you do, what is to be done?

    Write for a start, get tip tapping away
    use your search engine, read and write and
    Read and write look at Carillon
    Look at the past news items and warnings
    Let’s talk about unrestricted finance capitalism
    and jazz and jungle, okay organic food and sky net
    culture with a capital K
    and town at the centre of the cyclone
    security, museums, galleries? What galleries?

    I must pull down my vanity a bit
    If you’re reading this M…
    I come in peace, in poetry
    but with concern, about Carillion
    what up with that?
    Up in wolf town the HQ close by
    Oh me oh my, and the usual suspect
    Phil Green, you must have shared a cup of tea with him
    He’s at the centre of a hot scam right now
    Something which pulls into question the
    Outsourcing of social services, and jobs, to the
    Private sector

    Let’s talk about the private sector
    I have a few alternatives, not just here to mock
    And claim conspiracy 
Let’s talk about Carillion

    Worth a few billion and rhymes with carrion
    It’s a new carry on called Carillion
    The boss made a million and left
    Just in time to escape the demolition
    Man, blew up from inside with
    Contracts and rats and lies and schemes
    Up to the rafters, I pity the grafters.

    Insult to the injury incurred to man who lift beams
    To the man or women that carry a hod
    Lay concrete build our street
    Your street, the roads and homes
    The hospitals and libraries, theatres
    You know any good actors?

    The schism in time ain’t mine
    Look, I’d be willing to work with you
    For a day or two and then you’d meet me and
    Look me in the eye and see the red and
    Probably smell the head of cheese
    In my jacket pocket
    Naaaaa man, can’t do it. 

It’s you and I apart nothing else to it
    Even so far away I can feel you’re pull
    The culture minister the digital tsar the
    Many meaningful and powerful things that you are
    And so I ask you, what culture?
    What Jobs? I digress…

    So what about Carillion? Eh.
    Yeah, thanks a million
    To scaffold the issue and 
cut the wood of doubt
    and shave logs 
of skepticism for dust particles of truth
    Wire up the light tonight and lay the path ahead
    build a place for the 
hospital bed that Philip deserves

    The Carillion banquet
    Philip Neville Greens served in a “Cameron” pork sauce,
    Hinckley Krispy Nuclear Fish cakes, together with “Jobs Out’ sauce
    Margott’s “trade union” Bhaji’s
    Baker’s fat cat meat rolls and carrion pepper

    Big into construction?

 I know you know about the yard,
    Roots and culture, the man and women on
    The floor, building, lifting, painting, carrying, sweating
    The workers, well not these people, forget them love,
    Let’s talk about the CEO’s
    The owners and ministers of corporate 
responsibility,
    the marrow, the meat, the stars the
    Candidates.

    Do you see the paradox?
    Controlled demolition remains a conspiracy theory
    Based on the idea that those people in charge,
    Those with agency for change
    DO NOT have our best interests at heart
    Only those interests of the few,
    Those like Sir Philip Green,
    rhymes with mean, not with cunt.

    How mean can you get Mr Green
    To jump ship and seemingly stand by
    While the ship is demolished along with
    Tens of thousands of jobs?
    So, in response to the question what
Is, to, be done?
    Speak freely with poetry,
    Paint, chant, dance, sculpt
    And to my friends 
Rise.

    Your commander in chief is 
the culture minister now
    Just let that sink in and then get to it
    Make that beat, spit that bar
write that blog, read that book.
    Build a new decentralised co-operative
    Brook

 replace Carillion.
    never ever put blind faith in the
    Tory spearheaded privatisation of the means
    To production again.
    This is what unrestricted international
    Finance capitalism looks like
    A hall of mirrors, shrugs and what the F**ks
    A infant could have seen this coming.
    Carillion was in trouble and yet
    Contract after contract was given out on the double
    Like hot cakes, like free money, like
    The beginning of a controlled demolition
    Put on your hats and get stuck into the rubble
    Let’s build an alternative 
quick smart on the double

    Listen, breathe, take a look.
    Let’s not jump to any conclusions now
    Yes, culture is what culture does
    Money, chaos, central power, confidence
    Unrestricted finance capitalism film and lies

    Stourbridge, New Jerusalem, Dudley
    Give me a big make a fries to go
    Centre of all things
    like Robert Plant & Frank Foley
    Rock and Roll Security
    Only the best and later for the rest

    Ms. Minister of culture?
    Please forward your map for cultural learning
    The books and films, the principles and fundamentals
    The foundations and hero’s and legends
    The myths and preferred diet
    Mental conceptions, means to attain knowledge
    Health, comprehensive understanding
    A job
    Where to go and what to know
    What soundtrack, which painters and prime movers
    Important movements in the arts
    And in 2018? Not just medieval arts
    What contemporary artist? Local, think!
    teach us and show us culture.
    I don’t hunt or fence
    What beats, what beat maker or better yet
    rhyme scientist or beat mechanic,
    Who rock the dance floor across racial borders?
    Who make an impact in independent music?
    This is not a battle, man, no, this is a conversation
    With myself, comment if you like, you follow me right?

    My title, vulture crimeminister
    ma from the river
    A friend, writing, with some editions to the
    Cultural rag bag
    First, the bridge is in a state,
    The river still needs help too
    and the new KFC, MaCdonlds, Costa Triplicity
    Put’s town on the map
    Did you cut the ribbon?
    Kiddin, hear me now,
    Culture is your operating system
    And so, as Vulture Crime-minister I ask

    Am I guilty,
    Now never mind Carillion, reduce the story to
    an individual scape goat, don’t question
    unristricted
    international
    finance
    capitalism

     

  • Big Chief

    Big Chief: Getting High With John Sinclair And The Fly by Steven James Pratt et al.
    Big Chief: Getting High With John Sinclair And The Fly
    by Steven James Pratt et al.
    Link: http://a.co/amKzCJD
  • Jetxit

    Salon, The Independent
    and Fox News say $250.000
    I say 23
    we got this, who’s in?

    2,300 5 x Jetcat Engine’s – 11,500
    R & D  (friendly rates) – 4000
    Suite and fancy boots – 3000
    Good helmet – 2000
    3D Printed Jet Housing (open cog support) – 1000
    Film Crew (plus volunteer) – 500
    Total = 23, 000

    Reports whizz around the internet
    about probable disruption
    to airlines and flights
    after Brexit, here’s one solution:
    Jetxit

    Flyting: Selected Writings by Steven James Pratt
    Flyting: Selected Writings
    by Steven James Pratt
    Link: http://a.co/f5pSkqP

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  • Fly – Selected Poetry (Published Today!)

    My first experiment with publishing through Amazon! More to follow.