Author: flyagaric23

  • What if the almanac were the Tesla papers?

    What if the almanac were the Tesla papers?

    What if the almanac were the Tesla Papers?

    And McFly was Biff
    And Biff’s nephew were Donald Trump
    And Donald Trump’s uncle was called John
    An M.I.T electromagnetic physics don?

    What if the Almanac were the Tesla papers?

    What if John Trump got into capers
    With Tesla’s secret weapons papers
    And went to Malvern in a hurry
    To build a bomb, and some radar therapy
    Was it covered in the newspapers?

    What if the Almanac were the Tesla papers?

    And Back to the Trump/Biff future
    A plan by the man to sell more arms
    What if the USA & UK & Canada
    Secretly pursued Tesla’s killingry
    While ignoring Bucky Fuller’s plans for livingry

    What if the Almanac were the Tesla papers?

    What if this little poem was coded
    And overloaded with things that exploded
    What if the worlds weapons programmes
    Nuclear, electromagnetic, high energy laser
    And space weapons all stemmed from Tesla’s work?

    What if the Almanac were the Tesla papers?

    What if, to continue a popular meme
    Dr. Emmett Brown was really mean?
    And McFly really that Biff guy
    And the Flux Capacitor from Tesla’s dream?
    I mean

    What if, the Almanac, were, the Tesla papers?

    What if all humanity deserved a cut of the
    Trillions of Dollars and Pounds of profit
    Gained from research at Malvern and other
    Weapons facilities?
    In accordance with Tesla’s free-for-all proclivities

    What if the Almanac, were the Tesla papers?

    What if John Trump travelled into the future
    And created Cambridge Analytica,
    To ensure his nephew Donald became Prez
    Who sez that’s crazy talk?
    Just google John G Trump + Malvern
    And ask yourself to wake up and smell the vapours

    What if the Almanac, were the Tesla papers?

    what if John passed Death-star plans to Reagan?
    What if Doc Brown were a charlatan like Fagin
    And Elon Musk were using Tesla’s ideas
    Free of charge, trips to mars and tiny nano-gears
    What if a white devil ruled from Skyscrapers

    What if the Almanac, were the Tesla papers?



    Footnote A:
    Depending on what you know about Nikola Tesla, or have read, and believe? there’s many avenues here to jump ahead of the facts, proposing for instance, that John Trump was secretly continuing Tesla’s work on more exotic inventions, such as time-travel, and exotic weapons, and fucking weather control. If you want to explore this area of the Trump-Tesla connections, be sure to put on your tin-foil hat and watch yer’ heads goin’ in. Folks, there’s a lot of speculation, but the facts are equally sensational, makes for a heady mix. John G Trump, was indeed a technical aide for Division 14 of the National Defence Research Committee, he reviewed and analysed the Tesla papers after Tesla died. Trump was also the director of the British Branch of the Radiation laboratory based at Malvern, the BBRL, which in turn was a part of TRE, the Telecommunications Research Establishment. There’s dozens of cans of worms to turn over, but my can of worms involves Trump and his connection to Malvern, 1942.

    Some of the most influential and key figures within British and US intelligence were gathered on and around the grounds of the Old Malvern Boys School, in Worcestershire, UK. Including John Trump, and undoubtably many scientists with a shared interest in the work of Nikola Tesla. Who can estimate how influential Tesla’s ideas were in the second world war, and other conflicts were electricity and energy became weaponised? Once again, there’s a lot of room for speculation, and some people have gone all the way, proposing secret military operations that include deep tunnel projects, space colonies on the moon and mars, and interstellar spacecraft powered by advanced propulsion systems, weapons, lasers, radar. You name it. But it’s the time-travel devices that have really captured the imagination of some contemporary conspirators.

    If it takes a wild conspiracy theory about how Donald Trump’s uncle worked on a time-travel technology, that has been used and abused to ensure that Donald became President, and, that the movie Back to the future II” was trying to warn, or prepare us, so be it. Imagine Dr. Emmett Brown as John Trump, who’s using Tesla technologies to send his nephew, Biff, not Marty McFly, back through time to profit from advanced Tesla technologies. Now if Biff is in fact the Donald, and we continue the Back To The Future analogy, then we’re looking for something in the ascendence of Trump to the political kingdom that relates to the almanac? But, instead of an almanac of the results of sporting events, to make bets, win big and take over the world, what i f the almanac were in fact the Tesla Papers? Trump acts in secret, through his uncles old boys circles and manages to feed the technological Tesla almanac and it’s contents to American industrialists, such as Raytheon, Lockheed Martin, DARPA and more recently Space-X. Musk, let’s not forget, in wisdom named his super advanced car, TESLA. The first movie, Back To the Future was released on July 3rd, 1985. John trump died Feb 28th, 1985.  Death Rays, Trump, Tesla, Time Travel, Malvern and Marty McFly, Oh my.

    Some problems, first of all, so what if John was Donald’s uncle, what does that have to do with his personality, even if it’s in the genes as Donald claims when speaking of his rich intellectual heritage (meaning John Trump).  Do all Trumps have a propensity to want to make an ill mannered, belligerent, rude, greed head like Biff, and the 45th president of the United states?  There is a lot of testimony on the web claiming that John Trump didn’t touch the weapons stuff. J Trump was certainly working alongside those who built the bombs and death weapons during the second world war. After the war, we can agree that in public sight he used new high-energy technologies for the betterment of mankind, for medical applications, and ecological projects like treating sludge (Maybe Donald could have used this technology to clean the swamp, rather than drain it?) Meh, it all sounds a bit air-brushed to me, I feel that John Trump was indeed capable of working on weapons. Is a time-machine a weapon?

    “A Hymn To Powick” Coming soon….

    –Steve Fly.

  • So Prettly Prattly Pollylogue

    So Prettly Prattly Pollylogue

    https://www.ap-arts.be/en/research/so-prettly-prattly-pollylogue-james-joyce-and-art-eng

    “The poster for Bloomsday event in Antwerp. To attend the Saturday happening register separately asap, via the conference email: joyce2018@uantwerpen.be

    The charge for the whole day is 10 Euro which includes food and drinks.”

  • Some Limericks and War Business

    There was a dumb dotard called Trump
    who looked like a BBC flump
    his future seems stormy
    and wig rather tawny
    and mouth like an old camels rump.
    The was an old lady Theresa
    who lied and stole and she fleeced ya’
    she lived on young blood
    and come to no good
    I hope that the jail don’t release her.

     

    War Business?
    get a good education from your nation want to win all, and leave competition to annihilation? Business as war and war as business, into battle, into rivalry with your laws of mischief. For the win, the last man or women standing to have beat all the others, even sisters and brothers, to watch them squirm in a looser booze life, to show them who’s the boss. To have no thought for the loss. The majority are beat down. Beat down, and yet still breathing some how. So singing and dancing, working and working and dying of dichotomy. Dying a looser in a war competition. But with everything at stake, life itself business war-machine stealing food off the shelf,
    how lucky and fortunate the 1st world countries are, with lawyers and bankers and sales and PR Sell a bomb, sell a man, sell a story, fuck it, limerick bro. Fair?

     

  • AMPSTERDAMPSTER

    NUFF SAID

    Poster by Steven Pratt
  • Some real fresh shit

    …what does it all mean?

    …watch out kid, watch yer’ back, keep it on point. Wobble, but come back to your center. Make it count, everything counts. All our days are numbered, and littered with the lettered. Let us play. rewind,  forward, future calling, humming your song, calling, singing, shouting you. Oi, listen, look, read, engage with me, these thoughts, those days and weeks, years flowing on, all remembered in this, the moment of come and go. A jig before the drilling, a swig before the shelling. Oh, the shelling, the mourning and the morning, the nights of sean and of shem, of Alice and Molly. All of our night if we want them, do you want it? have to be headstrong for revelations, for transformation, translation, change.

    Do you want change, or status quo? young or old, conservative or liberal, break out. Bust loose. Get out from under the boot and toot your toot. Time is running out, the sand falls, the planet spins, seasons change, birds chatter and call, bears road, crickets rub theIR lil’ legs together, wolves howl and howl, can you hear them? do you hear the calling? the pipes of old, the ocean and wind and flames and tectonic plates grinding, pushing and pulling, tidal waltz. This energy boosts the boots, to get out and walk, face the rain and cold. get up, get out, Stand, shout, dance, sing. This is the time for humans to be human and walk, talk, laugh and move. Now.

    On the island, the tension builds in cycles, resolving and catching up with each other, falling and rising together at once, hope and fear, spiralling out, truth and lies, beauty and the ugly spun into threads, moving through the dawn branches of the trees, the silhouette of a city falls away, the sun bursting through the smoke and haze, the noise of traffic lost in the music of branches, leaves, grass and bird song. The force stronger the further away one gets from the bank, the earth and soil greet the feet like royalty, the mystery builds, flowers bloom and die, fungus creeps, night and day pass, the twilight and mi-light, the Toa and the sung from the dung, the Witch elm and the sheep song, the monolith and the megalith, the stone, the page and the hieroglyph. Descending underground.

    Facing facades, haunting sleep people, shades and blotches of men, women, pets, objects, connected by a force including Tesla and Einstein. Mad scientists and visionary artists, skipping down the lanes, through the blooms and blossoms, wind in hair, hand on heart, flute and cello, oboe and turntable darting through the body, across the moors, up out the clouds, into outer space, back to the mantle, the waves, the deep sea sinkholes and as yet undiscovered caves. The arctic tundra, the desert hot songs of rivers lost to man, to the unseen pathways cut by ants and clever rodents, to the homing pigeon, dolphin sonar and tardigrade I raise my hat. Signed, sealed delivered I’m yours, most earnestly, Steven Pratt. Trumpets and French horn fade out to repeating theme. Time, love, family, action. truth beauty, health, satisfaction. Fiction, narrative, justice, language, hope, dope, divinity, clarity.

    On closing, all channels are open. International, all beings, spirits, demons, angels and entities. Land close by, I’ll see you good. No need to sweat it, take it easy, let the intuition guide the ladder and the slide, snakes, take a ride. Ups and downs all the way, left-brain, right brain let the sea sway the river bank pay. Rudderless, fearless, the boat powers on, land after land, island after island, in service of harmony, fuck the money, I want life. I want truth and heart, shared resources, good sources, well meaning folk. From every inch of this cosmic yolk, for this place I bow and give thanks, I wish I could change war tanks into fish tanks. I want to turn guns into walking sticks, bombs into gardens, chemical weapons into clean drinking water. With the help of new technology the world can evolve into an artists paradise, where goats play jazz and we visit art openings in the forest by mice.

    Oh, Akhnaton, Ankh, what Egyptian deities drift about my pipe? in the book, under the stairs, in your stares, in these tales, the psycho tempo, the stabbing and double bass violin wounds, nearly horror but then mystery and wonder, moving arpeggios, across scale, through the woods. Into the forest, out the burrow, running, away from the city, blinded by human glutton, leaping against the urban lights, darting past trunks and over barbed wire fences, sweating and striding further out toward the moon, jumping higher, as if pursued by demons with chattering teeth, always just a hair’s whisker behind, our dream hero streams away, the sun rises, the corn fields glow golden, the water can be heard trickling ahead, the birds sing a familiar song again, the pipes lead the low hero home, tuba and french horn greet the intrepid tripperdome. Resolve, dinner, kick off the slippers. Open are the double doors, stars streak in. Open, unlocked, soothing nectar dripping off the spoon. Can I lick it? let freedom reign and ring.

    Flies, can you believe it. octopi and mosses gather, in chorus. An uprising, a tidal movement. pollen on the air. Spores. Oh, my. How they do connect underground. Naturally, blooming. Continents collide, stars fizzle, we breath and find a way out. Out and over around, through, off. My head buried in natural sands of Tulum, under the water with crocodiles, away in the canopy, deaf from the relentless marching bands of New orleans, the elephants and lost rhino, oh, the damage done. Capitalism. Oh, oh, the news, the toxic opposite of just an innocent puddle, of any way out of the muddle, the murk, the constant bickering of the berserk, the loons, all knowing folk of two moons, abuse of the language,  coercion, sewing of hate, divide, the split, the shit of it all. Forget that. The bee is trying to tell me, trying to get through to my thick skull, time is tight, maybe this, maybe tonight? to wrap up, rhyme up, post up, post it. Go on. Fish my bike out the canal, save a mystery.

    –Steve Fly

    Amsterdam, 02.44 A.M. Saturday 19th May, 2018.

     

  • 420 Blessings 2018

    This 420 I’ll be lighting up a large spliff and raising a toast to conscious cultural movements and art in all it’s forms, and to the diverse lineage of cannabis and hemp activism across planet world, united in the pursuit of peace, fun and social awareness. I’ll also be raising both middle fingers with a Johnny Cash face to signify a ‘fuck you’ to Enoch Powell, the Birmingham conservative who in 1968 on this day delivered his ‘rivers of blood’ speech, and the other finger to Hitler, who was born on this day in 1889, and so to all Nazi’s, fascists and hate propagandists past and present. Both fingers. 

    Today, the peaceful stand up high with a smile and perhaps a little laugh, calling out and rejecting racism and the roots of hatred and coercion in society wherever it spews out. Let’s get high and honour the great tribes of peacemakers, artists and philosophers like Lennon, Marley, Simone, Wilson, Hicks, and put the political opportunists in the trash where they belong with Stalin, Hitler, Mussolini, Bush, Blair, Trump, Jong-un, May, Cameron, Assad, Putin.

    I’m Black Country and proud to say Fuck You to Enoch Powell and his language of prejudice and the familiar stench of UKIP bitter bait. We blaze as one family, and bless all mothers and fathers and sisters and brothers. High humans from all gene pools united against division, against fundamentalism and in support of…fun: good honest open shared inclusive fun and the spirit of prograssive tolerance. We blow Girl Scout Cookies in the face of the tense and uptight and read a 1000 years of epic poetry in your earhole. Blessed are the peacemakers, cursed on the fear-makers, times up. Happy 420.

  • Shamebridge Analytica (A Bootstrap Conspiracy)

    …name, address, DOB, occupation, media habits
    predict what, and how accurately?
    how to measure coercion
    how to measure manipulation
    how to measure prediction?
    Claude Shannon’s Information theory, or
    Von Neumann and Morgenstern’s Theory
    Of Games, perhaps?

    How to measure the degree to which an ad’
    can influence human behaviour
    voting habits, foreign policy, thoughts about sex?
    how to measure critical thinking
    the measure of humanity, of altruism
    how do we measure benevolence and
    what of truth and beauty
    what about culpability?
    what is the measure of a man?

    A hierarchy of values could help us begin
    to distinguish one from the other
    but how, how how to measure unity?
    what about limits
    if everything is connected
    is nothing connected too?

    How to measure bad faith,
    how to describe the conspiracy of big data robbers
    spies and politicians?
    just business as usual living in the free market world
    of competitive capitalism
    how can I describe such complexity,
    such an absurdly impossible action?

    Let me tie up your boot lace mate…
    take you through each hoop
    ride the snake-lace and prepare for the
    bootstrapping of Cambridge Analytica

    Through the first hoop, SCL USA Limited
    incorporated in London, Canary Wharf, 2015
    2016 changed its name to Cambridge Analytica
    a time bomb about to explode
    Alexander Nix and his roller-deck of spies begin

    Through the next hoop of Robert Mercer
    hedge fund conservative, part owner of CA
    And on through the Ted Cruz campaign hoop
    the Steve Bannon hoop
    the Donald Trump campaign hoop and

    the LEAVE.EU campaign hoop
    C.A snakes its way up the boot
    the stench of rotten feet managed by
    the socks of corporate owned media
    (Thank Goodness for the independent
    journalism of Carole Cadwalladr at the Guardian)

    And straight through the Mark Zuckenburg hoop
    and the facebook hoop
    picking up 50 Million
    profiles and farming the data for the worst
    possible use: political gain
    weaponised behavioural dynamics
    and through another hoop, Canadian data-robbers
    AggregateIQ

    Humans treated like cattle-data-fodder
    Oxford Eton Cambridge Analytica, burp!
    and a divisive strategy to divide and conquer
    Brexit Trump Trump Brexit, some say the two
    most destructive tragedies of the 21st century

    enabled by conservatives such as
    Aleksandr Kogan, Roger Gabb, Richard Mercer,
    Sir Geoffrey Pattie, Steve Bannon, Lord Marland, Julian Wheatland
    Donald Trump, Vincent Tchenguiz, Nigel Farage
    Chris Wylie, Mark Zuckenburg?
    who the stooges and who the architects?
    culpability?

    the CIA MI5 KGB Mossad alliance, oh my.
    The boot is fully strapped up, the foot inside
    is dead

    The laces are no longer laces but tentacles
    the shoe is the body of an octopus.
    Threaded tentacles act like laces.

    In Cambridge Analytica we have a
    new Octopus for all to see.
    A slimy conspiracy with many tentacles
    reaching to the usual con. suspects
    spies, politicians, intelligence agencies
    big-data companies.

    Let us tie up the tentacles and starve the
    octopus of oxygen, contain it before it crawls up our legs
    and, like a deleted scene from Alien,
    gets up inside us via any available orifice
    Cambridge Analytica seems to love arseholes.

    I apologise to all Octopuses worldwide for defamation of character
    in my analogy to the devilish global conspiracy
    that is Cambridge Analytica and their clients.

    Shamebridge Analytica

    May you choke on your own entropy
    strangle yourself with competitive hoarding
    and go mad with greed and monopoly.

    Some Links of Interest:

    https://www.theguardian.com/profile/carolecadwalladr

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theory_of_Games_and_Economic_Behavior

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cambridge_Analytica

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Information_theory

     

  • Digital Karmageddon: Blowbackfacebook Algorithm For Profit

    Digital Karmageddon: Blowbackfacebook Algorithm For Profit

    Friends, wake up and smell the trough
    If you want to see photos of my lunch
    and scoff
    at examples of how fortunate I am
    and extreme narcissism,
    please add a turd icon in the comments below
    to illustrate that you want me in your deadly
    newly contaminated horseshitbook
    feed. This post is like a toxic turd

    I will no longer call you facebook
    you act like an advanced A.I but exhibit
    critical errors and floors in your prime
    directives

    you seem to play dumb
    and act ignorant
    displaying your obsession with
    shopping habits
    voting habits
    all under the guise of
    “seeing more posts from your friends”

    you have ushered in a new business model
    to the benefit of the few, the same old boys
    those giant international corporations
    atoms oil mafia and news

    those with all the capital to pay for views
    and publishing contracts
    and an army of lawyers

    Do you still collaborate with
    Cambridge Analytica and all those dodgy
    spy agencies
    Are you still selling all
    our fucking data?

    I don’t want the new Trojan business algorithm
    to shut you, dear friend, out of my frothing face-feeding trough
    nom nom nom

    so please leave a flower at the bus stop
    take a walk outside let sunlight burn onto your brain
    stop comparing yourself and your life
    with that of others

    let the D-wave quantum computing A.I bot know
    without a shadow of doubt  that
    you want me,
    you neeeeed me in your feeding trough
    nom nom nom

    Tell the A.I you want my rants
    and music  and books pictures
    perhaps we should make testimonials to our friends
    what makes you human? what makes facebook alien?

    Here’s an idea, represent each of your 26 assigned friends
    with a letter of the alphabet A-Z
    now make a note of the order in which the posts appear
    apply cabalistic logic and artistic creative force to the letters
    Show the A.I who’s boss

    Choose life
    Choose a job
    Choose a career
    Choose a family
    Try and choose face-friends to compare
    yourself with
    choose good looking friends?
    politically oppositional friends?
    choose friends with your genes and fuck the rest?

    Facebook A.I,
    I think you have initiated WOPR & Skynet, or the social equivalent
    Your programers and staff and backers will face an eternity of
    torture at the merciless hypercomputable hands of
    digital karmageddon, or Blowbackfacebook.
    An Algorithm for Profit
    Facebook…
    get off it.

  • Quick Lil’ Joint

    A QUICK JOINT

     

    Eyes down to the paper

    fold in a gentle slope from left to right to

    cradle the sacrament,

    the angle of the sloping fold

    proportional to the final cone shape

    arrange the sacrament with slightly more at left

    or right reversing instruction

    take the paper between

    thumb and forefinger and index finger

    now gently roll the mixture

    as if testing the consistency

    of a bogie put joint down

    prepare a filter tip by rolling up the

    paper tightly and fitting into the smaller end

    roll between fingers again

    carefully fit the bottom of the paper near your thumbs

    over the sacrament running plush with the other

    side of the paper

    roll up the joint pausing to lick the glue

    tap the joint on a hard surface tip down

    twist the loose paper at the top

    lightly inhale

     

    –Steven Pratt
    Amsterdam, 2014.

  • Happy Termineater: John Connor’s Fission Chip Shop

    Happy Termineater: John Connor’s Fission Chip Shop

    The Happy Termineater & the T4Q-Batter-Bit System
    By John Connor a.k.a The Quark Whisperer.

    JC Ltd. wish to see architects of deep fried learning on every corner
    The cutting wedge, a multiverse of 2D bread and 3B Butter.
    JC mechanics specialize in control of various
    Frying parameters by applying force,
    To cool the fat and create optimum Q-batter-bit conditions

    Peer-reviewed potato peeling principles published daily
    and some intelligence machine arm scoopers
    to serve a battered message:
    cyberdyne in class.

    What is the portion, or minimum quanta of chip?
    How many patatoes fit within the frynet system?
    The teeny weeny angel or smallest of
    micro-demon imaginable: our holy
    JC Qbit Better Batter Bits.

    Control the flow of electrons in the background
    microwave in the back kitchen and
    we always D-Wave our mushy peas to make
    Jumbo Pea Wave servings. Rejoice!

    Like a photon is a quanta of light, we show that chips
    can be viewed like a quanta of potato
    and trillions can breakdance
    on the head of a pea

    Fried theology for cod’s sake
    quantum to mean any physical entity under
    observation, an all-seeing eye of cod or
    imagine a giant Roe rowing a boat
    to shore with a dude named Michael inside

    Every atom molecule and material nugget
    obeys the rule of our great cod almighty
    praise cod

    Q-Batter bits can be used for logistical potato counts
    cod breaking, and a batter understanding of
    deep learning fission fryers

    The Aliens love batter-bits
    Holy mackerel, yes, at JC we know our plaice
    in the frynet story

    Oily creators of order, your order
    the master builders of quantum fission chips
    and mushy peas-wave after wave after wave.

    Quantum Mechanics at the chip-shop
    invoke and evoke entities of the smallest unit
    symbolic manipulation
    too cheesy chips for you mate?

    Q-batter-bits are beyond binary bro
    maltiple choice and such crazy combinations
    maybe states of particles in a Maybe state.

    Flavour diffusions and quiver of chip tunneling
    now we’re talking superposition of flavours
    like one, or zero, versus the tantalising one & zero both
    like peas or gravy on your chips, but also the
    peas & gravy together. Like laser beans
    We aim to please.

    More than a single state tasted simultaneously
    beyond the two-valued logic of sweet & sour
    JC chip shops are entangled
    like a confused haddock on a superstring
    observe one haddock and know about the
    other haddock too

    entangled angels
    caught at weird angles like mini
    salmon jumping

    JC offers simultaneous haddock annealing
    maybe fancy a state and kidney pi?
    we’ve bread roll and spin angling to catch
    fission chips by the buttie

    Our frynet baited with 23 triliion
    Tetraflipin’ Q-batter-bit bites
    gated pickled onion security layer
    G-wave gravy control, we got it all.

    The hungry Quantummy split P-wave
    tends toward minimum microwave/frynet states
    because minimum knows best
    imagine a very small mum
    mother matrix most mysterious singing out:
    “The M-wave likes the P-wave
    to surf the D-wave now behave”

    If you can’t control the cooling,
    you can still model its behaviour
    expressed as an energy minimisation
    in short: always a really nice and hot bag of chips

    Grover’s algorithm runs the ketchup dispenser
    Google sauce runs out the freaking tap
    several D-wave systems are out back
    with the gate based stocks
    here in the front it’s annealing stuff
    we’re actually approaching quantum supremacy
    The Jason Bourne of A.I:
    Q-Batter-Bits

    Using the fat gates method
    our research team found that
    microsoft chips squashed to readily under pressure
    with only a few small fission top
    JC Chip Shops support the minimum
    energy state

    laser beans on holy wafer, a toast!
    We have all the best chips and the
    hottest chips

    The holy JC breadboard boasts
    23 Trillion unique gated Q-Battered-Bits
    And one elctrfied, pickled egg.

    Try our super cooled drinks, tango, coke, 7Up
    stored near the temperature that atoms
    stop moving

    More than one pi-state can be tasted simultaneously
    beyond the two-valued logic of sweet & sour.
    JC chip shops are entangled
    like a confused haddock on a superstring
    observe one haddock and know about the other too

    We feel that metal oxide semiconductor chips taste better
    with laser beans, you batter believe it.
    Our staff work around the clock
    engineering nano-fish cakes and
    processing each crumb
    calculating the spin and charge of every spring roll
    If you let us know beforehand we make a wicked
    Flying lasagna to go.

    At JC we promote probabilistic reasoning
    down the chippy
    like you thought, fission on microchips
    hundreds of complex
    fields and farms of mathematics
    physics and engineering combined
    bring you the most elegant chip in the
    malti-vinegar-verse.

    Way beyond my own capacity to truly describe
    like a thousand mini food stalls set up shop
    on your tongue
    just taste it yourself.

    From the deep learning fat fryer we moved
    on to the human biochip and chip shop
    behaviour work as started by Steve Fry

    Optimistic about A.I and not afraid of
    artificial ingredients and challenges confronting
    chip lovers: frynet
    We express caution and to consult
    “The Dangers of Deep Battered Qubit Fission Chips”

    Now, try some Incredibly Baked Motherchips (IBM)
    our tasty Google chips or
    hyper greasy Facebook wedges
    whatever you like
    there’s the deliciously sweet deep fried Apple chips
    and microsofties

    Relax don’t sweat it
    visit the Happy Termineater today
    You’ll be back before yesterday.

    This weeks John Connor, Fish & Chip Shop Specials are:

    Fission Quantum Blue Cheese Chips (FQBCC)
    Quantum Gravy Foam Chips (QGFC)
    Quantum Message & Chips (QMC)
    State Of The Pi & Chips  (SOTPAC)
    Fission Chips Mini Quantum (FCMQ)
    Fission ‘Universal Quantum’ Chips (FUQC)
    P-Wave Quantum Special (PWQS)
    D-Wave Soft Pineapple Gravy Face Goozon & Chips (DWSPGFGC)

    –The Quark Whisperer.

    TERMINEATER