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Category: Poetry
Poems, shards, fragments, prose, experiments
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What if the almanac were the Tesla papers?

What if the almanac were the Tesla Papers?
And McFly was Biff
And Biff’s nephew were Donald Trump
And Donald Trump’s uncle was called John
An M.I.T electromagnetic physics don?What if the Almanac were the Tesla papers?
What if John Trump got into capers
With Tesla’s secret weapons papers
And went to Malvern in a hurry
To build a bomb, and some radar therapy
Was it covered in the newspapers?What if the Almanac were the Tesla papers?
And Back to the Trump/Biff future
A plan by the man to sell more arms
What if the USA & UK & Canada
Secretly pursued Tesla’s killingry
While ignoring Bucky Fuller’s plans for livingryWhat if the Almanac were the Tesla papers?
What if this little poem was coded
And overloaded with things that exploded
What if the worlds weapons programmes
Nuclear, electromagnetic, high energy laser
And space weapons all stemmed from Tesla’s work?What if the Almanac were the Tesla papers?
What if, to continue a popular meme
Dr. Emmett Brown was really mean?
And McFly really that Biff guy
And the Flux Capacitor from Tesla’s dream?
I meanWhat if, the Almanac, were, the Tesla papers?
What if all humanity deserved a cut of the
Trillions of Dollars and Pounds of profit
Gained from research at Malvern and other
Weapons facilities?
In accordance with Tesla’s free-for-all proclivitiesWhat if the Almanac, were the Tesla papers?
What if John Trump travelled into the future
And created Cambridge Analytica,
To ensure his nephew Donald became Prez
Who sez that’s crazy talk?
Just google John G Trump + Malvern
And ask yourself to wake up and smell the vapoursWhat if the Almanac, were the Tesla papers?
what if John passed Death-star plans to Reagan?
What if Doc Brown were a charlatan like Fagin
And Elon Musk were using Tesla’s ideas
Free of charge, trips to mars and tiny nano-gears
What if a white devil ruled from SkyscrapersWhat if the Almanac, were the Tesla papers?
Footnote A: Depending on what you know about Nikola Tesla, or have read, and believe? there’s many avenues here to jump ahead of the facts, proposing for instance, that John Trump was secretly continuing Tesla’s work on more exotic inventions, such as time-travel, and exotic weapons, and fucking weather control. If you want to explore this area of the Trump-Tesla connections, be sure to put on your tin-foil hat and watch yer’ heads goin’ in. Folks, there’s a lot of speculation, but the facts are equally sensational, makes for a heady mix. John G Trump, was indeed a technical aide for Division 14 of the National Defence Research Committee, he reviewed and analysed the Tesla papers after Tesla died. Trump was also the director of the British Branch of the Radiation laboratory based at Malvern, the BBRL, which in turn was a part of TRE, the Telecommunications Research Establishment. There’s dozens of cans of worms to turn over, but my can of worms involves Trump and his connection to Malvern, 1942.Some of the most influential and key figures within British and US intelligence were gathered on and around the grounds of the Old Malvern Boys School, in Worcestershire, UK. Including John Trump, and undoubtably many scientists with a shared interest in the work of Nikola Tesla. Who can estimate how influential Tesla’s ideas were in the second world war, and other conflicts were electricity and energy became weaponised? Once again, there’s a lot of room for speculation, and some people have gone all the way, proposing secret military operations that include deep tunnel projects, space colonies on the moon and mars, and interstellar spacecraft powered by advanced propulsion systems, weapons, lasers, radar. You name it. But it’s the time-travel devices that have really captured the imagination of some contemporary conspirators.
If it takes a wild conspiracy theory about how Donald Trump’s uncle worked on a time-travel technology, that has been used and abused to ensure that Donald became President, and, that the movie Back to the future II” was trying to warn, or prepare us, so be it. Imagine Dr. Emmett Brown as John Trump, who’s using Tesla technologies to send his nephew, Biff, not Marty McFly, back through time to profit from advanced Tesla technologies. Now if Biff is in fact the Donald, and we continue the Back To The Future analogy, then we’re looking for something in the ascendence of Trump to the political kingdom that relates to the almanac? But, instead of an almanac of the results of sporting events, to make bets, win big and take over the world, what i f the almanac were in fact the Tesla Papers? Trump acts in secret, through his uncles old boys circles and manages to feed the technological Tesla almanac and it’s contents to American industrialists, such as Raytheon, Lockheed Martin, DARPA and more recently Space-X. Musk, let’s not forget, in wisdom named his super advanced car, TESLA. The first movie, Back To the Future was released on July 3rd, 1985. John trump died Feb 28th, 1985. Death Rays, Trump, Tesla, Time Travel, Malvern and Marty McFly, Oh my.
Some problems, first of all, so what if John was Donald’s uncle, what does that have to do with his personality, even if it’s in the genes as Donald claims when speaking of his rich intellectual heritage (meaning John Trump). Do all Trumps have a propensity to want to make an ill mannered, belligerent, rude, greed head like Biff, and the 45th president of the United states? There is a lot of testimony on the web claiming that John Trump didn’t touch the weapons stuff. J Trump was certainly working alongside those who built the bombs and death weapons during the second world war. After the war, we can agree that in public sight he used new high-energy technologies for the betterment of mankind, for medical applications, and ecological projects like treating sludge (Maybe Donald could have used this technology to clean the swamp, rather than drain it?) Meh, it all sounds a bit air-brushed to me, I feel that John Trump was indeed capable of working on weapons. Is a time-machine a weapon?
“A Hymn To Powick” Coming soon….
–Steve Fly.
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So Prettly Prattly Pollylogue

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The charge for the whole day is 10 Euro which includes food and drinks.”
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Some Limericks and War Business
There was a dumb dotard called Trumpwho looked like a BBC flumphis future seems stormyand wig rather tawnyand mouth like an old camels rump.The was an old lady Theresawho lied and stole and she fleeced ya’she lived on young bloodand come to no goodI hope that the jail don’t release her.
War Business?
get a good education from your nation want to win all, and leave competition to annihilation? Business as war and war as business, into battle, into rivalry with your laws of mischief. For the win, the last man or women standing to have beat all the others, even sisters and brothers, to watch them squirm in a looser booze life, to show them who’s the boss. To have no thought for the loss. The majority are beat down. Beat down, and yet still breathing some how. So singing and dancing, working and working and dying of dichotomy. Dying a looser in a war competition. But with everything at stake, life itself business war-machine stealing food off the shelf,
how lucky and fortunate the 1st world countries are, with lawyers and bankers and sales and PR Sell a bomb, sell a man, sell a story, fuck it, limerick bro. Fair? -
Some real fresh shit
…what does it all mean?
…watch out kid, watch yer’ back, keep it on point. Wobble, but come back to your center. Make it count, everything counts. All our days are numbered, and littered with the lettered. Let us play. rewind, forward, future calling, humming your song, calling, singing, shouting you. Oi, listen, look, read, engage with me, these thoughts, those days and weeks, years flowing on, all remembered in this, the moment of come and go. A jig before the drilling, a swig before the shelling. Oh, the shelling, the mourning and the morning, the nights of sean and of shem, of Alice and Molly. All of our night if we want them, do you want it? have to be headstrong for revelations, for transformation, translation, change.
Do you want change, or status quo? young or old, conservative or liberal, break out. Bust loose. Get out from under the boot and toot your toot. Time is running out, the sand falls, the planet spins, seasons change, birds chatter and call, bears road, crickets rub theIR lil’ legs together, wolves howl and howl, can you hear them? do you hear the calling? the pipes of old, the ocean and wind and flames and tectonic plates grinding, pushing and pulling, tidal waltz. This energy boosts the boots, to get out and walk, face the rain and cold. get up, get out, Stand, shout, dance, sing. This is the time for humans to be human and walk, talk, laugh and move. Now.
On the island, the tension builds in cycles, resolving and catching up with each other, falling and rising together at once, hope and fear, spiralling out, truth and lies, beauty and the ugly spun into threads, moving through the dawn branches of the trees, the silhouette of a city falls away, the sun bursting through the smoke and haze, the noise of traffic lost in the music of branches, leaves, grass and bird song. The force stronger the further away one gets from the bank, the earth and soil greet the feet like royalty, the mystery builds, flowers bloom and die, fungus creeps, night and day pass, the twilight and mi-light, the Toa and the sung from the dung, the Witch elm and the sheep song, the monolith and the megalith, the stone, the page and the hieroglyph. Descending underground.
Facing facades, haunting sleep people, shades and blotches of men, women, pets, objects, connected by a force including Tesla and Einstein. Mad scientists and visionary artists, skipping down the lanes, through the blooms and blossoms, wind in hair, hand on heart, flute and cello, oboe and turntable darting through the body, across the moors, up out the clouds, into outer space, back to the mantle, the waves, the deep sea sinkholes and as yet undiscovered caves. The arctic tundra, the desert hot songs of rivers lost to man, to the unseen pathways cut by ants and clever rodents, to the homing pigeon, dolphin sonar and tardigrade I raise my hat. Signed, sealed delivered I’m yours, most earnestly, Steven Pratt. Trumpets and French horn fade out to repeating theme. Time, love, family, action. truth beauty, health, satisfaction. Fiction, narrative, justice, language, hope, dope, divinity, clarity.
On closing, all channels are open. International, all beings, spirits, demons, angels and entities. Land close by, I’ll see you good. No need to sweat it, take it easy, let the intuition guide the ladder and the slide, snakes, take a ride. Ups and downs all the way, left-brain, right brain let the sea sway the river bank pay. Rudderless, fearless, the boat powers on, land after land, island after island, in service of harmony, fuck the money, I want life. I want truth and heart, shared resources, good sources, well meaning folk. From every inch of this cosmic yolk, for this place I bow and give thanks, I wish I could change war tanks into fish tanks. I want to turn guns into walking sticks, bombs into gardens, chemical weapons into clean drinking water. With the help of new technology the world can evolve into an artists paradise, where goats play jazz and we visit art openings in the forest by mice.
Oh, Akhnaton, Ankh, what Egyptian deities drift about my pipe? in the book, under the stairs, in your stares, in these tales, the psycho tempo, the stabbing and double bass violin wounds, nearly horror but then mystery and wonder, moving arpeggios, across scale, through the woods. Into the forest, out the burrow, running, away from the city, blinded by human glutton, leaping against the urban lights, darting past trunks and over barbed wire fences, sweating and striding further out toward the moon, jumping higher, as if pursued by demons with chattering teeth, always just a hair’s whisker behind, our dream hero streams away, the sun rises, the corn fields glow golden, the water can be heard trickling ahead, the birds sing a familiar song again, the pipes lead the low hero home, tuba and french horn greet the intrepid tripperdome. Resolve, dinner, kick off the slippers. Open are the double doors, stars streak in. Open, unlocked, soothing nectar dripping off the spoon. Can I lick it? let freedom reign and ring.
Flies, can you believe it. octopi and mosses gather, in chorus. An uprising, a tidal movement. pollen on the air. Spores. Oh, my. How they do connect underground. Naturally, blooming. Continents collide, stars fizzle, we breath and find a way out. Out and over around, through, off. My head buried in natural sands of Tulum, under the water with crocodiles, away in the canopy, deaf from the relentless marching bands of New orleans, the elephants and lost rhino, oh, the damage done. Capitalism. Oh, oh, the news, the toxic opposite of just an innocent puddle, of any way out of the muddle, the murk, the constant bickering of the berserk, the loons, all knowing folk of two moons, abuse of the language, coercion, sewing of hate, divide, the split, the shit of it all. Forget that. The bee is trying to tell me, trying to get through to my thick skull, time is tight, maybe this, maybe tonight? to wrap up, rhyme up, post up, post it. Go on. Fish my bike out the canal, save a mystery.
–Steve Fly
Amsterdam, 02.44 A.M. Saturday 19th May, 2018.
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Shamebridge Analytica (A Bootstrap Conspiracy)
…name, address, DOB, occupation, media habits
predict what, and how accurately?
how to measure coercion
how to measure manipulation
how to measure prediction?
Claude Shannon’s Information theory, or
Von Neumann and Morgenstern’s Theory
Of Games, perhaps?How to measure the degree to which an ad’
can influence human behaviour
voting habits, foreign policy, thoughts about sex?
how to measure critical thinking
the measure of humanity, of altruism
how do we measure benevolence and
what of truth and beauty
what about culpability?
what is the measure of a man?A hierarchy of values could help us begin
to distinguish one from the other
but how, how how to measure unity?
what about limits
if everything is connected
is nothing connected too?How to measure bad faith,
how to describe the conspiracy of big data robbers
spies and politicians?
just business as usual living in the free market world
of competitive capitalism
how can I describe such complexity,
such an absurdly impossible action?Let me tie up your boot lace mate…
take you through each hoop
ride the snake-lace and prepare for the
bootstrapping of Cambridge AnalyticaThrough the first hoop, SCL USA Limited
incorporated in London, Canary Wharf, 2015
2016 changed its name to Cambridge Analytica
a time bomb about to explode
Alexander Nix and his roller-deck of spies beginThrough the next hoop of Robert Mercer
hedge fund conservative, part owner of CA
And on through the Ted Cruz campaign hoop
the Steve Bannon hoop
the Donald Trump campaign hoop andthe LEAVE.EU campaign hoop
C.A snakes its way up the boot
the stench of rotten feet managed by
the socks of corporate owned media
(Thank Goodness for the independent
journalism of Carole Cadwalladr at the Guardian)And straight through the Mark Zuckenburg hoop
and the facebook hoop
picking up 50 Million
profiles and farming the data for the worst
possible use: political gain
weaponised behavioural dynamics
and through another hoop, Canadian data-robbers
AggregateIQHumans treated like cattle-data-fodder
Oxford Eton Cambridge Analytica, burp!
and a divisive strategy to divide and conquer
Brexit Trump Trump Brexit, some say the two
most destructive tragedies of the 21st centuryenabled by conservatives such as
Aleksandr Kogan, Roger Gabb, Richard Mercer,
Sir Geoffrey Pattie, Steve Bannon, Lord Marland, Julian Wheatland
Donald Trump, Vincent Tchenguiz, Nigel Farage
Chris Wylie, Mark Zuckenburg?
who the stooges and who the architects?
culpability?the CIA MI5 KGB Mossad alliance, oh my.
The boot is fully strapped up, the foot inside
is deadThe laces are no longer laces but tentacles
the shoe is the body of an octopus.
Threaded tentacles act like laces.In Cambridge Analytica we have a
new Octopus for all to see.
A slimy conspiracy with many tentacles
reaching to the usual con. suspects
spies, politicians, intelligence agencies
big-data companies.Let us tie up the tentacles and starve the
octopus of oxygen, contain it before it crawls up our legs
and, like a deleted scene from Alien,
gets up inside us via any available orifice
Cambridge Analytica seems to love arseholes.I apologise to all Octopuses worldwide for defamation of character
in my analogy to the devilish global conspiracy
that is Cambridge Analytica and their clients.Shamebridge Analytica
May you choke on your own entropy
strangle yourself with competitive hoarding
and go mad with greed and monopoly.Some Links of Interest:
https://www.theguardian.com/profile/carolecadwalladr
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theory_of_Games_and_Economic_Behavior
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cambridge_Analytica
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Information_theory
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Quick Lil’ Joint
A QUICK JOINT
Eyes down to the paper
fold in a gentle slope from left to right to
cradle the sacrament,
the angle of the sloping fold
proportional to the final cone shape
arrange the sacrament with slightly more at left
or right reversing instructiontake the paper between
thumb and forefinger and index finger
now gently roll the mixture
as if testing the consistencyof a bogie put joint down
prepare a filter tip by rolling up the
paper tightly and fitting into the smaller end
roll between fingers again
carefully fit the bottom of the paper near your thumbs
over the sacrament running plush with the other
side of the paper
roll up the joint pausing to lick the glue
tap the joint on a hard surface tip down
twist the loose paper at the top
lightly inhale
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Happy Termineater: John Connor’s Fission Chip Shop
The Happy Termineater & the T4Q-Batter-Bit System
By John Connor a.k.a The Quark Whisperer.JC Ltd. wish to see architects of deep fried learning on every corner
The cutting wedge, a multiverse of 2D bread and 3B Butter.
JC mechanics specialize in control of various
Frying parameters by applying force,
To cool the fat and create optimum Q-batter-bit conditionsPeer-reviewed potato peeling principles published daily
and some intelligence machine arm scoopers
to serve a battered message:
cyberdyne in class.What is the portion, or minimum quanta of chip?
How many patatoes fit within the frynet system?
The teeny weeny angel or smallest of
micro-demon imaginable: our holy
JC Qbit Better Batter Bits.Control the flow of electrons in the background
microwave in the back kitchen and
we always D-Wave our mushy peas to make
Jumbo Pea Wave servings. Rejoice!Like a photon is a quanta of light, we show that chips
can be viewed like a quanta of potato
and trillions can breakdance
on the head of a peaFried theology for cod’s sake
quantum to mean any physical entity under
observation, an all-seeing eye of cod or
imagine a giant Roe rowing a boat
to shore with a dude named Michael insideEvery atom molecule and material nugget
obeys the rule of our great cod almighty
praise codQ-Batter bits can be used for logistical potato counts
cod breaking, and a batter understanding of
deep learning fission fryersThe Aliens love batter-bits
Holy mackerel, yes, at JC we know our plaice
in the frynet storyOily creators of order, your order
the master builders of quantum fission chips
and mushy peas-wave after wave after wave.Quantum Mechanics at the chip-shop
invoke and evoke entities of the smallest unit
symbolic manipulation
too cheesy chips for you mate?Q-batter-bits are beyond binary bro
maltiple choice and such crazy combinations
maybe states of particles in a Maybe state.Flavour diffusions and quiver of chip tunneling
now we’re talking superposition of flavours
like one, or zero, versus the tantalising one & zero both
like peas or gravy on your chips, but also the
peas & gravy together. Like laser beans
We aim to please.More than a single state tasted simultaneously
beyond the two-valued logic of sweet & sour
JC chip shops are entangled
like a confused haddock on a superstring
observe one haddock and know about the
other haddock tooentangled angels
caught at weird angles like mini
salmon jumpingJC offers simultaneous haddock annealing
maybe fancy a state and kidney pi?
we’ve bread roll and spin angling to catch
fission chips by the buttieOur frynet baited with 23 triliion
Tetraflipin’ Q-batter-bit bites
gated pickled onion security layer
G-wave gravy control, we got it all.The hungry Quantummy split P-wave
tends toward minimum microwave/frynet states
because minimum knows best
imagine a very small mum
mother matrix most mysterious singing out:
“The M-wave likes the P-wave
to surf the D-wave now behave”If you can’t control the cooling,
you can still model its behaviour
expressed as an energy minimisation
in short: always a really nice and hot bag of chipsGrover’s algorithm runs the ketchup dispenser
Google sauce runs out the freaking tap
several D-wave systems are out back
with the gate based stocks
here in the front it’s annealing stuff
we’re actually approaching quantum supremacy
The Jason Bourne of A.I:
Q-Batter-BitsUsing the fat gates method
our research team found that
microsoft chips squashed to readily under pressure
with only a few small fission top
JC Chip Shops support the minimum
energy statelaser beans on holy wafer, a toast!
We have all the best chips and the
hottest chipsThe holy JC breadboard boasts
23 Trillion unique gated Q-Battered-Bits
And one elctrfied, pickled egg.Try our super cooled drinks, tango, coke, 7Up
stored near the temperature that atoms
stop movingMore than one pi-state can be tasted simultaneously
beyond the two-valued logic of sweet & sour.
JC chip shops are entangled
like a confused haddock on a superstring
observe one haddock and know about the other tooWe feel that metal oxide semiconductor chips taste better
with laser beans, you batter believe it.
Our staff work around the clock
engineering nano-fish cakes and
processing each crumb
calculating the spin and charge of every spring roll
If you let us know beforehand we make a wicked
Flying lasagna to go.At JC we promote probabilistic reasoning
down the chippy
like you thought, fission on microchips
hundreds of complex
fields and farms of mathematics
physics and engineering combined
bring you the most elegant chip in the
malti-vinegar-verse.Way beyond my own capacity to truly describe
like a thousand mini food stalls set up shop
on your tongue
just taste it yourself.From the deep learning fat fryer we moved
on to the human biochip and chip shop
behaviour work as started by Steve FryOptimistic about A.I and not afraid of
artificial ingredients and challenges confronting
chip lovers: frynet
We express caution and to consult
“The Dangers of Deep Battered Qubit Fission Chips”Now, try some Incredibly Baked Motherchips (IBM)
our tasty Google chips or
hyper greasy Facebook wedges
whatever you like
there’s the deliciously sweet deep fried Apple chips
and microsoftiesRelax don’t sweat it
visit the Happy Termineater today
You’ll be back before yesterday.This weeks John Connor, Fish & Chip Shop Specials are:
Fission Quantum Blue Cheese Chips (FQBCC)
Quantum Gravy Foam Chips (QGFC)
Quantum Message & Chips (QMC)
State Of The Pi & Chips (SOTPAC)
Fission Chips Mini Quantum (FCMQ)
Fission ‘Universal Quantum’ Chips (FUQC)
P-Wave Quantum Special (PWQS)
D-Wave Soft Pineapple Gravy Face Goozon & Chips (DWSPGFGC)–The Quark Whisperer.

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Lil’ Monster Robbers
Silent But Dudley: Black Country Blues
by Mr Steven James Pratt
Link: http://a.co/boJPxtlLil’ Monster Robbers.
…looking for clues in the digital ash
and piles of dust
our stuff!annihilation in the Brexitrump fires
i fly backdraft through a series of
disasters, or robberies
this is my victim report
first, robbed by the creepy technology
the cameras and hidden microphones
the advanced surveillance equipment,
that robbed us of what remained of our
privacy, and made it publicity

