SQ – Permdemic (Wack Rhymes For Wack Times)

What about hairworkersThose on the fringesWho add colour to what’s naturalWith dye from syringes The highlight of my dayIs to go get a cutPerhaps have my nails doneOn hand and/or footHealth hair workersOn the frontlineI’ll shave your headIf you shave mineLook at that bouffantOn that buffoon WildersI don’t see hair like that onFarmers or buildersLook … Continue reading SQ – Permdemic (Wack Rhymes For Wack Times)

Squintin Quarantino – Third Coming

Third ComingCan you hear the clapping, my gums flappin’Moronic juicy rhymes keep the songs sap inReligion double tappin’ state talk crappin’Corona virus wave, another victory lappinThird comingCrowned for EasterProfit from misery is a sign of the beast (er)Baste the turkey with Brexit, the piss, Boris teks itYou vote for rabid dogs and Brexit you get … Continue reading Squintin Quarantino – Third Coming

Squintin Quarantino – Fuq Johnny English

Phew, my words still gettin’ through?Lick-shot out the blue, spit split intwoWhat’s not and what’s true, where we and who you?Crew up and cue up, It’s time to breakBeats rhymes lives against the lies and fakesHave your cake, eat itTake your drum, beat it, concrete it, congressGet us all out this fine messI've my suspicions, … Continue reading Squintin Quarantino – Fuq Johnny English

Squintin Quarantino – Unherd Of Covidiot Media.

Squintin ain’t flinchin’ at the quack mob preachin’Covidiot ravers should be sent to plague island, bitchin’Lapsed Christian football thugs, fake gangsters, mugsSnot nosed middle no-class kids, rotten gammon luggsY’all need some drugs, you give cannabis a bad nameYou organize on Facebook and then criticise sameNo moral compass, no empathy, y’all wampie’sThe sheep you see in … Continue reading Squintin Quarantino – Unherd Of Covidiot Media.

Squintin Quarantino – Oven Ready Squeal

Not with bang but a whimper, lost my temperTurn time to tempo, praise Bon PoBuddhist buddies come on, let’s goLi Po, leapfrog, ego, lap-dog, lap top, tap-tap, sap head, drip drop Murder most horrid Boris mutates covidKillers on the loose, infodemic noose fervidTruth’s not in news, chief commissioner of toursLewer and skewer fact straight down … Continue reading Squintin Quarantino – Oven Ready Squeal